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[yuka-shiraishi-official]

//I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

\\LOL IT'S OK THAT'S SO FUNNY ACTUALLY

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

Hi, sweetheart! I don't know how you got to that conclusion, Anonymous, but I am very much in the picture 🤣.

Huh.

//SHIT I THOUGHT HER MOM WAS DEAD

@yuka-shiraishi-official

MOMMMMM

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

Of course! Anything to help out 😀.

Hello, Ms. Have you ever heard of our lord and saviour Hatsune Miku?

Hello there, Anonymous! I believe that I do recall Shinonome-kun and An listening to her last night, yes 😊.

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

youre like. one of three good parents here. have you consider adopting

If it comes down to it, I don't think I'd be opposed 😉 — I think it depends on the circumstances! Afterall, these other parents do sound like they don't deserve children, afterall 🤬.

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

adoption 👍

I think adoption is a good thing, yes! I think all kids need a loving home 😙.

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

Haha, that's great, actually! These kids sure get up to a lot 🤣. Let me know if you need anything, however, sweetheart 😊.

Hello, Ms. Have you ever heard of our lord and saviour Hatsune Miku?

Hello there, Anonymous! I believe that I do recall Shinonome-kun and An listening to her last night, yes 😊.

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

adopt

Adopt? Apologies, Anonymous — could you clarify what this means?

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

Oh? Hello!?

Hello, Ms. Have you ever heard of our lord and saviour Hatsune Miku?

Hello there, Anonymous! I believe that I do recall Shinonome-kun and An listening to her last night, yes 😊.

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

Hello, Ms. Have you ever heard of our lord and saviour Hatsune Miku?

Hello there, Anonymous! I believe that I do recall Shinonome-kun and An listening to her last night, yes 😊.

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

Are you sure? Make sure to rest if you're feeling tired, Aoyagi-kun 😴.

guys my mom is on here now be normal

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

Yup, we have to teach her to be a little more careful with that! But good on him for doing this at all 🥰!

Good evening Mr. Shiraishi,

I am here to inform you about your daughter's crimes. You see earlier this month your daughter, An, decided to run over my mailbox with what I'm assuming to be your pickup truck. Not only did she damage my property she also threatened to vandalize my home. This is a very serious offense. She is also extremely rude and uses vulgar language towards me. Adding on, An is a terrible influence on my son. Fortunately for you, instead of reporting your daughter to the police I decided to let you know instead. I hope to see the proper consequences enacted for her actions.

Sincerely,

( @shinei-shinonome-official )

…I see.

Attagirl.

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

Are you sure? You seem a little spacey, sweetheart — are you sure that you're feeling alright? Do you need to sit down? You're not feeling sick, are you 🤒?

guys my mom is on here now be normal

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

We raised that one well 🤣.

Good evening Mr. Shiraishi,

I am here to inform you about your daughter's crimes. You see earlier this month your daughter, An, decided to run over my mailbox with what I'm assuming to be your pickup truck. Not only did she damage my property she also threatened to vandalize my home. This is a very serious offense. She is also extremely rude and uses vulgar language towards me. Adding on, An is a terrible influence on my son. Fortunately for you, instead of reporting your daughter to the police I decided to let you know instead. I hope to see the proper consequences enacted for her actions.

Sincerely,

( @shinei-shinonome-official )

…I see.

Attagirl.

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

Mmhmm, she's never been good at hiding his feelings, that one 😂.

Hm? Are you feeling okay, Aoyagi-kun?

guys my mom is on here now be normal

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

//OMG IM SO SORRY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR KEN AHHHHHHH IM SORRY PLEASE IGNORE

\\JENSJWBAJA NO NO NO IT'S OKAY. would you be okay with me answering it anyway i'm starting to think that it would be more than hilarious for that to be what causes a mid life trans crisis for yuka

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

He seems to love the rest of you very much, heehee 😊. She talks the most about that one, Azusawa-chan, but I hear about you and Shinonome-kun quite frequently as well.

Of course, I think out of all of the things a parent could be, kind is one of the most important.

guys my mom is on here now be normal

[yuka-shiraishi-official]

Despite your daughter's warning of not having me introduce myself due to confusion, I decided I still would. It is a wonder to meet you, Mrs. Shiraishi, I am Akito Shinonome.

( - @idol-akito-official )

Oh, hello there, Shinonome-kun! You... do seem to be a little off, however — forgive me for asking, but are you not a part of Vivid Bad Squad?