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[ypan021125]

Stupid Human!!!!!!!!

Nov 28th, 2022

That’s ridiculous, that’s just so ridiculous.

You ask who I am? I’m their dog! 🐶

(look how handsome and smart I am)

But I don’t admit that I’m a pet; obviously, I and the master and leader of this family.

Anyway, stupid human.

They! Are! Not! Even! Talking! About! The! Same! Thing!

Oh! This is the link to Youssef’s Tumblr 

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And this is the link to my mom’s.

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Read theirs’ before, and you will know how collapsed I am.

I mean that my dad Youssef (the husband, in case you guys don’t remember his name) is not Bob! He does not even change his name on Soul!

My god damn! How stupid he is! He even thought my mom won’t recognize him if he used his real name? I can’t save them; that’s the shame for my whole dog life!

I barked whenever they had a weird and disgusting smile on their phone and computer.

Like this.

But! They only thought that was because I was hungry? My god, am I just a superficial dog?

Well, sometimes I am.

But obviously not at that moment!

What should I do…

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2nd Dec, 2022

Finally finally. That must be the most interesting show I’ve ever watched. 

I need some background music to continue this story.

My dad just came back home and asked my mom why she didn’t go to the ice cream store today. My mom was so confused and I knew he had done another stupid thing!

He asked the person on Soul to the ice cream store and said he would tell her something.

What a great idea! What a genius can think of such an idea!

Anyway, he just told my mom the truth, the truth he thought was true. Then my mom was surprised and asked

“So you are saying that you are Bob?”

Silence.

I, as a warrior, barked to break the most awkward silence.

They took out their phone and compared, finally knowing that they were not chatting with each other.

Silence again.

My god. Am I the only one who has a brain in this family?

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10th Dec, 2022

So many people are curious about what happened next and message me to talk about it. Well, here I am.

Calm down guys, they are not divorced, and I still have a family. But they all delete that app and decide that they have to talk about their day during dinner.

They’re so cute.

Our Family photo. Just to show off.

Does my life change?

Well, somehow, it does. Since they now pay more attention to each other, they pay less to me. The strange thing is, I‘m not even jealous at all! 

The day is getting colder and colder,❄️ and we stay most of the time indoors now. I don’t know if I will continue to write something about my life or my family. I can’t let them know that I’m such a genius dog who can use computers!

But who knows about the future?

/to be continued......

[ypan021125]

The Greatest Plan in the World！

5th Nov, 2022

Hey guys, I’m Youssef. Well, I always thought daily was just for kids and young girls. But, due to a lot of reasons, I need to write things down, because I am now doing something so amazing!

Let me add some music.

You guys all know that my wife is now on an app called “Soul” right? Oh, just make sure everyone knows what happened before; here’s the link to my wife’s tumbler.

https://at.tumblr.com/ypan021125/702864538010304512/4ye2ifqp8vbd

Well, I blocked her on Tumblr so she won’t find out about my existence. Hahaha 

Okay, let me start the story. 

Like my wife said, we haven't really chatted for a long time, but I know we all still love each other, and we really need to change the situation. On the day of Halloween, I was talking to my colleagues during lunchtime, and we talked about the internet.

Oh, by the way, I work as a programmer. Quite boring, right?

Anyway, almost all of them say actually people are more willing to talk to strangers online about what they thought deeply in mind, rather than close families in real life.

And that’s the first time I heard of “Soul”

An excellent idea just grew up in my mind. 

I signed up for an account and sent an invitation to my wife, with my name muted. I set my ideal type exactly as what my wife is, and even, typed her full name and location in to make sure it was her. 

This is quite absurd I know, but this is the only way I can think of to really know her! And guess what? It did work!

I felt like I had just discovered a new person, and I did changed the way I behaved at home, so we could be closer.

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28th Nov, 2022

Today after work, I got back home as usual. Then I found out I forgot to bring my computer. I could just use my wife’s; even hers is not that advanced.

At the time she opened the door, she looked at me, in a strange way of look.

(like this)

I felt weird, but I did not think too much. Her desktop of the computer is totally a mess, so I asked her what was going on. 

But she walked quickly and shut down the computer.

I finally realized that she was afraid that I found out she was talking to another man online!

It’s so laughable, they are all me!

But it still reminds me that I cannot always have this “double personality” life. 

But how should I tell her?

Would she get like being tricked all the time and get mad at me? Or I just kept doing the, and maybe someday she felt bored she would quit this app?

I don’t know what to do now…

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The Inner Monologue of a 40-years-old Woman

27th Oct, 2022

I, am a woman over 40 years old. Every one can imagine how my life is. Get up at 9, go to work at 10, go back home at 5, and sleep at 12. Day after day, all the same. You ask me why my life is like this? 

Because I’m married. 

I’m not sure if I hate marriage itself or if I just hate how it is now. My husband and I seldom talk. The last time we really had a conversation was when our home was out of power. We are more like, like roommates. 

I know, I know. Most couples just end up like us, I need to get used to it. But, I just wonder if there is a possibility that I can have a different life, a life that is not just me myself and I?

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1st Nov, 2022

I’m so excited, and I can’t wait to share this, even though I know I’m the only person who reads this. But! I think I finally found a person to talk to and share my life with! Let me tell you the story.

I was pretending to work really hard in my office today, and guess what! I received an email with an invitation to a new app. It is called “Soul”. I first thought it was just a spam letter, but compared with doing my work, I chose to sign up for an account.

After filling out all my information, it let me describe my ideal type of soulmate. Well, I really took a second to think about that. I memorized how my husband and I fell inlet at first. He was not that rich and handsome, but he was humorous and always trying to make me happy. To be honest, my life has much better now, but still not as happy as at that time.  

The person they matched is called "Bob". I never met anyone called Bob in my real life. We said hi to each other and talked about our life.

He is just so different from anyone I have ever met. He works as a photographer and owns a studio.

He’s not in a relationship. By the way, I lied on this point. I know it’s so not right, but I don’t want Bob to put me in the stereotype of an old married lady. 

We talked a lot, and we talked almost all the time. I felt like I was back to my younger time, back to my school time. 

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15th Nov, 2022

Today was the first snowfall this year. ⛄️

I felt guilty these days, for my husband. Should I tell him the truth that I’m talking so frequently with another man online? But I didn’t cheat on him, I mean, even though we are not like before, I still admit my love to him. 

I am so entangled, or did I just quit this app and go back to my life before? But there won’t be any chance for me to meet a person like Bob.

What should I do?

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28th Nov, 2022

I returned back home from work today, and I found the house in deep black. 

The only place that had light was my computer.

My husband sat right in front of it.

With his eyes starring at me, asking

“Could you explain to me, what’s going on these days?”