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Sunday Funday

characters: ran haitani, rindou haitani, izana kurokawa, kakucho, shion madarame, yasuhiro muto, and reader.

warnings: fluff, some cursing.

word count: 2.9k

note: had this idea after i saw that new info about the haitani brothers in the new character book.

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There are only two things that Ran Haitani likes; any apparel from Saint Laurent and his favourite dessert, mont blanc. Now normally, with how much Ran dotes on his two younger siblings, a lot would expect that they'd be at the very top of the list.

However, there's a clear difference between likes and priorities. They're at the top of his priorities of course.

But likes?

Nah.

With how much headache they give him. Top 10 is probably the closest they've gotten.

He hadn’t really gotten much trouble taking care of Rindou while growing up, mainly because they were only a year apart. Whatever Rindou was going through, Ran was also undergoing the same phase. 

Meaning, it was easier for him to locate the problems, and find solutions. 

However, you were a completely different case, he has to approach all your problems and any other situation in a different light. With your massive age gap, it was quite hard to understand you from time to time.

He had noticed however, that you seem to take after them; habits and personality wise - and this time, you have seemed to adopt a majority of Rindou's mannerism and it was driving him crazy.

"Nii-chan, you look like sadako" you said one morning, while he was cooking your breakfast. The way you had bluntly commented on his look was something he did not expect, usually you cushion your words. Giving vague comparisons, easing your way to prove your point. 

However, now that you've gotten older, you seem to have gotten more brutally honest.

"That's mean (Y/n)" placing both hands on his hips, he stares you down. A look of faux hurt on his face for extra effect, thinking that you might feel guilty and say sorry.

"But you are" Rindou has to cover his laugh as he watches you from behind your eldest brother. Almost forgetting to flip the pancake he was cooking, too engrossed at your and Ran's little squabble.

Letting out a huff, Ran crosses his arms over his chest. "Then no chocolate chip pancakes for you" 

You let out a gasp, eyes widening as you look at your eldest brother in disbelief. Rindou raises a brow, that was just way too dramatic. Definitely, you got it from Ran.

"Nooooo'' you cried out, immediately wrapping yourselves around your brother's leg.

He ignored your pleas as he tried to walk around your kitchen to finish setting up your breakfast.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry"

"No, you were very mean"

Rindou sweardrops, clearly Ran's enjoying this way too much. You may be the youngest, but Ran sure as hell enjoys tormenting you from time to time. 

He's evil like that.

"I'm sorrrryyyy" Rindou wanted to laugh, really, he does. However, if he does you'll definitely start getting pissy with him later, and he does not want to deal with a bratty (Y/n).

"Apology not accepte- ow! Did you just bite me?!"

Ran rolled his pyjama pants to see a bite mark just above his knee, he didn't actually think you'd do something so bestial.

Even Rindou was left speechless, someone definitely has been a bad influence on you.

"Pancakes!" you stomp your foot as you glared at your brother. Clenching your little fists, refusing to accept any other food aside from that flat round thing Rindou was making.

"No pancakes for naughty girls like you" Ran wagged his finger at you, he was only joking a while ago. But your little stunt just caused him to rethink his decision and decided to deny you for once.

"Pancakes, pancakes, I want pancakes!"

Your voice was getting an octave higher the more you were screaming, as Rindou quickly motions for Ran to do something before you start throwing a tantrum,

"Okay, okay you little banshee" Lifting you up so now you were eye to eye with him. "You will get chocolate chip pancakes but you'll only get two, you're not allowed to eat too much sweets in the morning"

You eagerly nodded your head as Ran put you down, Rindou snorted.

'Too much sweets my ass' 

Ran doesn't even give two shits if you eat ice cream for breakfast. The only reason you're getting two was because he accidentally ate way too much before you woke up, and they don't have any more chocolate chips or pancake mix left.

“Now go change first before we eat”

“Okay!” 

You quickly run to your room to do what your brother had instructed. As Ran lets out an exasperated sigh.

“We spoiled her too much” Rindou commented, placing the pitcher full of juice on the table, before taking a seat. Ran lets out another tired sigh plopping down on his own chair, he can’t really deny his brother’s words. They had spoiled you since you were a baby, giving you everything and anything you wanted. Showered you with so much love and attention.

But can you really blame them? 

The moment you were born, your parents didn’t really give you any attention, you were always left in the care of nannies. Your mom would only visit you when you needed to be fed. Only your brothers were there watching over you, opting to stay in your room to accompany you and make sure you were safe.

“Itadakimasu”

Breakfast was peaceful, some small talk here and there. It was going the way your breakfast usually does, with Ran occasionally stealing some of your pancakes, and Rindou sneaking you some sips of his coffee when Ran wasn't looking.

It was going great, as a few minutes later you were all chilling in the living room. Rindou had went out to go to a friend's house to celebrate a birthday, but Ran knew damn well that he was just going to a brothel to get a quick fuck.

Mindlessly going through the channels, there wasn't anything good to watch, and so; the both of you settled for one thing.

Going back to sleep.

Just like that, the two of you laid down on the couch, situating yourselves properly before falling asleep.

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The sound of the doorbell woke you up, the chime resonating throughout the apartment breaking you apart from your dream. You wiggled out of Ran's grasp, landing on the floor with a thud, another chime sounded as you stood up and walked to the door.

Opening the door, you were greeted by Kakucho and Izana. Your brothers friends from Tenjiku.

"Good Morning (Y/n), did you just wake up?" Kakucho gently pats your cheeks to try and wake you up. You nod your head, a yawn leaving your lips, struggling to keep your eyes open.

"Where are your brothers?" you pointed to the couch, where a loud snore was coming from. “Rin-nii went out though” 

You lifted up your arms towards Kakucho, the boy understanding what you meant picked  you up then followed after Izana.

"Should we wake him up?" Kakucho asks, bouncing you a little after noticing that your eyes were starting to close again. 

"We can just go without him" Izana replied before turning his attention to you. Ruffling your hair a little to get your attention. "(Y/n)"

"Hm?"

"Want to go to the aquarium with us?"

The question seemed to have awoken you as you nodded your head, you wanted to see the fishies again. It's been so long since you visited, the last time you went there, you left the place crying because you thought the shark was going to eat you. 

But you're a big girl now, and no shark was going to ruin your experience.

"Okay, go change" you quickly ran to your room to change, as Izana and Kakucho were trying to wake your brother up. Informing him of your whereabouts beforehand.

"Oi Ran" Ran scrunches up his face, moving his head away from the hand touching him. "Hey, listen"

"Hm what?" 

“We’re taking (Y/n) to the aquarium”

“Mm’kay” 

Both boys look at each other then shrugging their shoulders, not quite sure if Ran heard them. Hearing the pitter patter of your little feet, you emerged from the hallway all dressed up.

“Okay, let’s go”

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“Oh look it’s the tiny Haitani” Shion bends down to look at you, a grin plastered on his face as you lift up your hand to give him a little wave. Then giving Mucho’s stretch out hand a high five.

Entering the aquarium, they didn’t really expect you to run around from one exhibit to another. You may be little but damn were you fast.

“(Y/n), don’t run around too much, try to stay in our sight” Izana reminds you, as you nod your head. Before dashing towards a larger tank with Shion running after you in case you do get lost.

“Look, look!” you excitedly pointed to the whale shark swimming by, its large body casting a shadow over your smaller form. 

“Imagine getting eaten alive by that thing” You involuntarily shuddered at Kakucho's words as you watched the whale shark open its large mouth to capture its food. 

Walking further into the aquarium you spotted a little display area where they let children interact with smaller fishes. They watch you crouch down on your knees, looking at a webbed starfish. Stretching out your hand, you dipped it into the little pool and grabbed it.

“(Y/n), no put it back” Kakucho gently took it from your hand and placed it back into the water. You didn't pay it any mind as you found your next victim.

Moving towards the pool just beside it, you saw a little yellow octopus. Its little flappers catch your attention as it flaps above its head.

Your eyes were literally sparkling at how adorable it looked, its tentacles curling beneath it. Occasionally using its flappers to cover its face, when it starts getting shy from the attention it was receiving.

But what caught your attention the most was how squishy it looked. 

With that thought in mind. You put your hand in the water and move to grab it, and just as you were about to get take it and give it a big fat hug. Shion lifts you up and places you on Mucho's shoulder.

You blink, wondering how you get so tall. 

"There, that way she can't go grabbing any of the animals"

They fully expect you to start throwing you a tantrum, kicking and complaining. They weren't strangers to your little episodes, they've witnessed it beforehand how you would give your brothers a hard time.

However, you seem to be satisfied being on Mucho's shoulder.

"Are you comfortable?" he pats your knee as you nod your head. Wiggling a little before pointing to where you saw a turtle swimming.

The trip to the aquarium seemed rather fast, although you all spent a good four hours there. It wasn't supposed to last that long, but when they made the mistake of passing by the area where the kids were allowed to interact with the animals. 

They knew they weren't leaving that place any time soon.

You were having the time of your life, the handlers helping you interact with the dolphins, while the rest watched from the side. Holding their phones and recording anything happening in front of them.

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While you were having fun at the aquarium, your brother was losing his mind.

"Where in the world did she go?" Ran was close to pulling all of his hair out in frustration. Racking his brain for any idea as to where you could have gone.

When he woke up alone on the couch he didn't really pay it no mind and just thought that maybe you went back to your room or you went to the toilet. So he sat there, trying to get his bearings together. However, he had noticed something rather different in the apartment.

It was quiet, a little too quiet, and at that moment he knew something was wrong.

After checking every single room in the apartment and still no signs of you. He finally concluded, you were missing and for the first time Ran Haitani didn't know what to do.

"C'mon Rindou pick-up" Ran stared at his phone screen as it kept on ringing before going straight to voicemail. Cursing under his breath, Ran let out a heavy sigh before another call went through.

"Did you find her?"

"Sorry boss, there's no sign of her in Roppongi"

"Then look somewhere else!" he snapped, pocketing his phone and storming out of the front door.

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"Is there somewhere else you'd like to visit (Y/n)?" you thought for a moment, swinging yours and Kakucho's intertwined hands as you walked through the shopping district.

One hand holding some souvenirs from the aquarium to give to your brothers. Courtesy of Shion paying for all of them of course (albeit forced by Izana, but you don't know that)

"Over there" you finally decided and pointed to a Saint Laurent store. They led you inside as you started skimming through the various forms of apparel displayed. 

"Are you buying something for yourself (Y/n)? They don't seem to have anything of your size here at this shop" 

You shook your head. "It's for nii-chan" you ask the sales lady to get the coat hanging just beside the scarves and other winter clothing. You saw Ran inspecting this specific piece a week ago, and you knew he liked it when you would see him put it somewhere discreet so that no one else could take it.

"Can she even afford any of these?" Shion took hold of a shirt's price tag and stared at the 6 digit price on the tag with bugged out eyes.

"Who knows, maybe she can" Mucho shrugged his shoulders as a sales assistant led him to the area where clothes his size were displayed.

Wandering over to the counter, he arrives just in time for you to pull a wad of thousand yen bills and give it to the cashier as she counts them one by one.

"Did you take that from your brother's bank account?" Izana inquired, raising a brow at you. You shook your head.

"It's my savings" you answered. "I don't really spend the allowance nii-chan gives me so I save them"

"...and how much is the allowance your brothers give you?''

"Around 6,000 to 10,000 yen"

Shion’s jaw drops, staring at you incredulously. "How the hell is a kid have thousands worth of money, while were out here broke as fuck?" 

"You're broke, not us"

"Where do you even get your money, we don't even have jobs!"

Shion clamps his mouth shut the moment he sees Izana glared at him. Those lilac eyes staring right through his soul definitely meant. "I will kill you later"

The cashier too got a bit startled at his outburst, as Kakucho strikes a conversation with her. Redirecting her attention to someone else.

"Yeah, I'll just wait outside" he walks towards the door, Mucho following after him.

After that little commotion, the cashier started wrapping up the coat. Giving you the bag, you thank the cashier as the three of you walk out of the store. Your hands are now filled with different paper bags, regrouping with Mucho and Shion you were about to go back home when a shout from the distance stops you.

"(Y/n)!" turning around, you saw Ran running towards you. You tilt your head to the side when Ran lifts you up and gives you a tight hug.

"Where did you go? I was looking everywhere for you!" Ran exclaimed, putting you back to the ground as he kneeled down in front of you. 

You noticed how his eyes were slightly puffy, most probably the result of him crying just a while ago, and with the way his eyes were starting to get glossy you knew that he was about to cry again.

"I'm sorry" you feel bad now, you never intended for him to worry that much. you thought that maybe it was okay since you were going out with people they know.

"Did you just search all of Yokohama for her?" 

"Yes!" your brother replied as Izana let out a sigh.

"I knew you'd forget, I told you  that we'll be taking her to go out. But you look like you weren't listening to me so I told Kakucho to send a message again to make sure"

Ran stares at them for a movement, trying to remember what exactly happened after breakfast. He did remember someone talking to him while he was asleep, but he was far too engrossed in his dream to even bother listening.

He just shrugs his shoulders, before he feels you tugging on his shirt.

"I'm sorry" you mumbled, eyes cast downward. Afraid to look at your brother in the eye.

All the things that he wanted to say had been pushed down. He knew you didn't mean it, he should've been more careful and properly aware of his surroundings no matter how tired he is.

"It's fine, but please don't do that again" you nodded your head, as your brother gave you a hug. 

Picking you up, the both of you bid the rest of Tenjiku farewell as you went back to your apartment. Promising to hang out again the next day.

"Shion tighten your jaw"

"Wha-?" Shion didn't have time to prepare himself when fist collided with his face. Sending him stumbling backward.

"The hell?!" He rubbed his jaw as Kakucho and Izana walked away. Resuming their day with just the two of them.

"You should've tightened your jaw" Mucho gave him a lazy grin as Shion stalked off, grumbling to himself.

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[yozue]

MASTERLIST

Imaushi Wakasa

PROVENANCE

Haitani Brothers

Sunday Funday

- more works to come in the future. 😊

[yozue]

this is the weasel that gave me such a hard time in pvz 2 😤

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[yozue]

i laughed so hard, oh my gooddd. 😂😂

Scenario from @imk1ra

[yozue]

PROVENANCE 

characters: wakasa imaushi,sano shinichiro, sano manjiro, arashi keizo, and reader.

warnings: angst, angst to comfort, character death, suicide, elements of depression, and anxiety, time-travel.

word count: 1.4k

note: this will be my first work for tokyo revengers, I’m still not good at capturing their personality and I apologize if some of the characters come off as OOC. other than that, please enjoy!

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"Will you be okay here on your own?" Manjiro asks, helping you take the flowers and offerings out of the little wicker basket you've brought with you. 

"I'll be fine" you answered, giving him a smile as his lips tugs into a small frown. Onyx eyes observing your face carefully, noting how the healthy glow it once had, has been replaced with dark circles, and cheekbones more prominent than it was before.

"Really Mikey, I'm fine, I'll go over there to you once I'm finished here"

Your fiancé stared at you for a few seconds, his fingers rubbing gentle circles at the back of your hand. Before he lifted it up to his lips and gave it a kiss. His eyes flutter shut as your heart warms at the sight. 

He had changed a lot due to everything that had transpired throughout the years, his previously warm and carefree personality morphing into one that is more cold, and stoic. The death of his siblings and his close friends being one of the factors of his current persona.

However, when it comes to you, he tries his best to be as gentle and loving as he possibly can.

"Call me when you need anything" you nodded your head as he gave you a kiss before walking away. Your eyes follow his figure until he is no longer visible before turning your attention back to the tombstone in front of you.

Sitting on the blanket you laid out, you lit the candle then bringing your hands together to give your prayers. Hearing nothing but the howls of the wind blowing through the trees planted neatly around  the cemetery.

Cold breeze seeps through the fabric of your coat as you finish citing your prayer, arranging the flowers on to the vase placed on each side. Sweeping away the dried leaves and carefully setting the food you brought.

"I'm sorry if I haven't visited you in a while”

You tuck your hair behind your ear as a gust of wind blows past you. Your chest tightening as you once again read the words carved into the stone in front of you. 

In loving memory of Imaushi Wakasa.

It had been a year since the incident, a year since he had been killed by a spy planted by Kisaki posing as one of his gym assistants. You could still clearly remember his lifeless body lying on the floor, as blood pools around his body. His death had caused another conflict within Toman, the tension between Manjiro and Kisaki’s faction only worsened. 

"I hope you're doing okay wherever you are" you let out a sad smile, your hand rubbing the necklace your brother had gifted to you during your engagement party.

"You're all grown up now, but you'll still be my little cub"

You remember him saying, as he gave you a smile, pulling you into a tight embrace. Whispering how he was proud of you and everything that you have accomplished.

Fresh tears start pooling at the corner of your eyes, as painful memories start to resurface. Ones that you can never experience again.

"I-I missed you '' your voice cracks, tears rolling down your face, your hands crumpling the edges of your dress as you let out the pain that's been brewing in your chest. The pain that had been worsening everyday as you still refuse to accept the fact that your brother had already left you.

"I don't want to do this anymore" you sobbed, pulling out the spare gun you took from Manjiro's office. Carefully loading the magazine. "I want to see you again"

Slowly pointing the muzzle to your head, you release the safety, resting your finger onto the trigger as you prepare yourself.

"I'm so sorry Mikey" taking a deep breath you close your eyes and pull the trigger, the loud bang resonating throughout the area as your body falls on the ground. Your eyes slowly closed shut, as muffled noises filled your ears before everything went black.

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"(Y/n)-chan" you could feel your body being gently shaken awake, as the voice continued calling out your name. You let out a groan, as you try to move away from the hand that's trying to disturb your sleep.

"(Y/n)-chan, wake upppp" the voice had gotten louder and more annoying in your ear as you let out a little whine in complaint. 

"(Y/n)-chan, if you don't wake up. I'll eat all the ice cream Shinichiro-nii bought"

'Shinichiro?' you thought, your brain finally registering what's happening around you. 'Wait, aren't I supposed to be dead?'

Quickly opening your eyes, your body shot up from the futon you were laying down just a while ago, startling Manjiro who was kneeling just beside you.

"Finally, I was actually serious about eating them, you know" he teased, grinning at you as you stared at him in shock. You try to rub away the sleep from your eyes, not believing what you’re seeing. 

You’re supposedly 28 year old fiancé, was now back to his child self.

"Wha- ah (Y/n)?” a blush blooms on his cheek as you pull him for a hug, nuzzling your face on his neck as he wraps his arms around your equally small body. A bit surprised at the sudden gesture, but completely welcome on his part. 

“What’s the date today?” you ask, staring at your small hands. Slightly amazed and a bit weirded out.

He raised an eyebrow at your question. "March 17, 1999" He answered, watching you carefully as you processed his words.

'1999' you repeated in your head. 'Did I go back in time?'

You don't really know if this was just a dream or if you were experiencing all your memories before you die. But all you know is that, you’re inside your  9 year old body, in the middle of the Sano family living room.

Which means, your brother is still alive.

"Nii-chan" you mumbled, looking around the room before turning your attention back to Manjiro. "Where's nii-chan?"

"He's in the backyard with Shin- hey!"

He didn't even get to finish what he was saying as you immediately stood up and ran to where they were. Your heart was beating fast, as you could hear their voices getting louder. 

Picking up two distinct voices that you haven’t heard in a long time.

"Oh, hey (Y/n)" Shinichiro greets you as you stand a few feet away from where they were sitting. Eyes blown wide as it zeroed in on the person you wanted to see the most.

Wakasa turns his body to you, patting the space beside him while offering you a bowl of ice cream. "Come here and have a snack first before you go and play with Mikey again" 

Wakasa nearly fell off the wooden deck as you tackle him, burying your face on his chest sobbing uncontrollably onto his shirt. 

"(Y-Y/n)?!" he was surprised as you wailed, fat tears rolling down your face as your knuckles turned white at the tight grip you had on his shirt. 

"What's wrong? Why are you crying?" he tried to ask you, but you were refusing to answer his question and instead continued to cry.

"Manjiro, what did you do to (Y/n)?" Shinichiro turns to his brother who ran to see the commotion happening in their backyard, the eldest Sano giving his younger brother a stern look. Ready to give the boy a scolding for being mean to his friends.

"I didn't do anything!" Manjiro held up his hand in defence. Shinichiro let out a sigh of relief as Manjiro walked over, watching you curiously as you finally calmed down.

"Maybe she had a bad dream?" Benkei offered as he handed Wakasa a towel. The older Imaushi wiping away your tears, putting it against your nose as you blow out your snot.

Wakasa looks at you, as you lay against his chest. "Are you okay now?"

You shook your head in all four directions, also confused at your current state of wellbeing.

Your brother chuckled, wrapping his arms around your small body as he planted a kiss on top of your head. "You need to tell me little cub, so nii-chan can help you"

"Don't leave me" you mumbled, looking up at him. 

"Don't leave me" you repeated, louder this time as the others looked at each other. Coming to a conclusion that you had probably gotten a bad dream, one that was so hyper realistic that got you thinking it was all true.

"I won't" he pulls you closer. "Nii-chan will always be here"

You slowly close your eyes, feeling tired from your breakdown. Resting your head above his heart, the steady beat of the muscle and your brother’s warmth calming you down as you fell back asleep.

God has given you another chance, and in this lifetime. You were going to change the course of events happening in everyone's lives and see to it that the future you originally had, will be replaced with an even better one.

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[yozue]

ran tho 😂

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞; 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐝

𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖞: it doesn’t matter if you’re not their biological younger sibling -when you decided to move in with the haitani brothers you sealed the deal with the devil and now you’re the owner of one over-protective beauty queen who always needs to be in your buisness and a messy sports nerd who plays his awful mixtapes all day long. You still love them, even if you would like a break from their weird habit to gatekeep you from time to time. Or; how the haitani brothers would act if they had a younger (not blood related) sibling who just wants to have a date

𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘: Haitani Ran, Haitani Rindou

𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖘: after the new character book came out I couldn’t stop thinking about them being so human and dumb -I love my awkward boys so much.

Can you guess who your date is in this story?

Reader is gender neutral but wears a dress here.

𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘: Ran being the absolut worst, cursing, threats of violence, Ran-centric, dialoug heavy, slight slut shaming if you squint but also not really

The first thing you noticed when you joined the Haitani household and their spacious apartment was that there was always something to do.

From picking up the empty bottles and snacks from one of Rindou´s parties to cold washed clothes blocking the bathtub, waiting to be dried.

Your first instinct was to clean up their mess but after the third time of Ran just dumping his laundry in front of you -seemingly getting a little too comfortable with leaving the clean up to you- you snapped, resulting in a screaming match between you and Ran while Rindou sat on the couch terrified of the both of you.

Throughout the years you learned it was useless to try running after them, they would eventually clean up when they had to, even if it was only because the place got so messy Rindou couldn´t find his glasses anymore and Ran was unable to sit down without wrinkling one of his expensive designer clothes.

When Ran comes home today though, he is greeted with the unusual sight of you buzzing through the kitchen, washing the dirty and already clean dishes while listening to music. In general, the apartment looked more tidied up than when the brothers first moved in, only having two beds and a few boxes to fill the apartment.

something is wrong.

Keep reading

[yozue]

at least now we know what happened behind the scenes with their bonten hairstyle. 😂 this was so funny, and Ran being so dramatic just sends me. 😂😂

Brother vs Bestfriend

☆ Pairing : Ran Haitani x reader x Rindou Haitani x Sanzu Haruchiyo

☆ Genre : fluff, crack, funny platonic times with the Bonten Trio

☆Summary : The dawn of a new era, bonten, and with it new hairstyles? Only one problem, Sanzu and Ran both wanting to match with Rin...and of course they just have to drag you into it.

☆ A/N: hello lovelies <3 I hope you're all well and this makes you giggle a lil, this my headcanon bout how Bonten!Rindou came to have his signature jellyfish haircut ~^.^~

You were tired. Bones aching and head pounding, the work day had took any remaining energy you had and crushed it. The walk up to your apartment was nothing short of a free trail to hell you think, that level of torture can only be described as such.

Limbs barely keeping you upright you quickly rummage through your bag to find your keys, ‘gonna take a bath, eat and sleep, just need some peace and quiet’ you tell yourself. Unlocking the door you make your way into your peaceful abode ready to rest-

“You don’t even fucking love me anymore Rin, you don’t love your dear older brother, nii-chan who has cared for you ALL these years.” Not even one minute in and you can hear the dramatic wails of one of your dearest friends.

Sighing, you make your way to the kitchen assuming that’s where the yelling came from. At this point of your friendship you no longer even question why the Haitanis are in your apartment. Somewhere along the line your place became the go-to hang out spot despite their own penthouses being much more lavish. Something about your place being more cozy and home-like, Rindou once said with ears tinted red.

“I never said that! Why are you being so dramatic,” you walk in on Rin flailing his arms trying to talk to his brother…his brother who had turned his back on him and was facing a corner hunched over and arms crossed. Not many get to see the elder Haitani pouting like a child.

“Get over it Ran, Rindou’s not your baby bro anymore,” you hear the obnoxious teasing of none other than Sanzu Haruchiyo coming from the couch in the living room. “You’re like a man child.”

“A man child!? Me!? You dress like a villain out of a early 2000’s DC comic, come back when you grow up and learn how to dress”

Not even turning around you can hear the dramatic gasp of the pinkette as he stomps his way into the kitchen, “yeah well this fashion sense is what Rin wants to go with now so suck it!”

“You fuckinf bastar-“

“Shut up,” you sigh and rub your temples,

“Says you shitty fac-“

“I said shut up!” You yell throwing a piece of bread at Haru’s face to which he pouted, “Whyd you only hit me?”

“Cuz your closer now will you shut it” you sigh for the umpteenth time, “Rindou what the ever flying fuck is happening here”

Not making eye contact with anyone, said man shuffles on his feet before hesitantly speaking, “Sanzu wants to have matching hair styles and I said yeah but now Nii-chan is mad at me,” he looks up through his glasses at you, “you know for bonten we thought we’d get new styles”

You raise your eyebrow and turn towards Ran who has now dramatically fallen on his knees, a hand over his heart, “but we’ve always matched- always” he practically whimpers and some heart strings are definitely pulled at the crestfallen look on the elder Haitanis face.

“I know but….but”

‘Rin looks like he’s about to cry’ you deadpan at yourself, they truly were the most dramatic brother duo out there.

“Ok how about this,” you grab their attention, “why don’t you match hair style with Sanzu but match hair colours with Ran?” You propose. It seemed like an easy enough compromise, where everyone would stay happy.

“Fine”

“I guess”

“Yes!” Exclaimed Rindou, the only one of the three who looked genuinely excited knowing he’d be pleasing both his brother and bestfriend.

You scoff and stifle a smile at his bright eyed smile, Rin always was a tough guy outside but sweet lil kid on the inside.

“Ok now if you guys could kindly get the fuck out I’m tire-“

*click*

To the absolute horror of Haitani Ran, sanzu held up a phone in his direction whilst he was still kneeling on the ground, “mothERFUCKER DELETE THAT”

"Make me stupid ass," Haru yells, arms raised ready to throw your cushions as ammunition.

And thus began a new round of bullshit in your apartment, as you sat on the couch with Rindou curled up beside you and Haru and Ran throwing pillows around your living room. I mean hey at least this time they didn’t put a bullet through your walls.

☆ Reblogs and comments are so very precious to me and are greatly appreciated!

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Hello Rome! How are you?

Can you do Kokonoi with a baby that has a similar money obsession? Like baby is crying because Ran teased him to hard so now Bonten has to try to make him shut up before Kokonoi comes back. But Koko comes back early and sees that his son is crying so he gives his son a stack of bills and baby immediately stops crying.

I am good!

How are you my dude uwu

X

Loud crying could be heard through Bonten headquarters as little (name) Kokonoi cried his tiny little heart out.

Why was he crying?

Because Rans a dick that's why.

The grown man was teasing the 1 1/2 year old and taking away his little toys and resulted to the babe having a complete meltdown and sobbing uncontrollably.

"Here bud! A cookie!"

Slapped away as (name) continued crying and hyperventilating "Ran why can't you just not be a dick just once?!" Kakucho spat out venomously and due to the crying they didnt hear (name)s father step out of the elevator and look coldly at every before pulling out his wallet and taking a couple bills and handing it to his son.

Like magic he quieted down and cooed while holding the cash happily.

"So... Who did it"

Everyone pointed to ran who in turn looked betrayed.

"So you wanna make my kid cry huh?"

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seeing the 'Kuya Izana' just makes my heart melt. 🥺

smol izana kurokawa!

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this is a work of art! i was smiling the whole time while reading this. thank you so much dear author-san for creating this piece. i absolutely adore all your stories. ✨✨😍😍

Super self indulgent

Mikey x male reader omegaverse

(name) followed behind his brothers quietly, decently someone tried to kill the omega and thus Rindō and Ran had to bring him to the Kanto manji gang headquarters and the alphas were apprehensive to say the least, keeping (name) a well hidden secret until now.

They basically drowned their baby brother in their scent to ward off any unwanted suitors and any Kanto manji men who would try and seduce their brother.

(Name) was tired, having woken at the crack ass of hell and dragged god knows where by his brothers and he just wanted to take a nap honestly "you can nest in one of our offices if you want, we had someone get nesting supplies for you " ran said fixing his brothers hair, knowing (name) was less than pleased with being dragged into his brothers criminal activities.

"We know your pissed (name) but we just need to find the guy and then you can go back home and do your stuff" what stuff was that? (Name) was a university student, it wasn't crazy uncommon for omegas to attend higher education but it was still seen as unusual for one to do so.

"Fine... You're lucky I'm on break" (name) grumbled as he was led to the eldests haitanis office, a pile of nesting materials in the corner of the room "we will leave you to it, text us if you need us to scent anything " familial scents were common for nesting and the brothers were no strangers to their clothing temporarily stolen by their baby brother, something he had been doing since he was a pup.

"Alright... I will text you guys when i need you" (name) huffed angrily and the elder Haitani brothers left him to his own devices.

(Name) was carefully making his nest when he smelt it, his mate.

You see every person has one or hell maybe a couple people that are made for them.

Their mates.

Sometimes people can go without ever meeting their destined partner/partners but sometimes they do.

The haitani siblings were told as children, it's like an angels call but with scent and your second gender can't help but feel pulled to the person.

And that's exactly what (name) felt as he slowly got up and walked out from the safety of his brothers office, eyes hazy as he walked down the hall and ignored the Kanto manji men.

The Kanto manji members were all seated at the couch as they had a meeting, Mikey sitting at the head serious and all when it hit him like a punch in the face.

He didn't know what happened honestly, one moment he's cool and collected sitting on the couch and next minute he has an omega sitting on his lap, snuggling into him "(name)?!" Rindō said slighly horrified and scared for his brother as Mikey looked down at the omega with an unreadable expression, the blond alpha recognizing the omega as his mate.

(Name) clung to him as ran spoke slowly "(name), bud could you get off Mikey?" This behavior was completely out of left field for (name), the omega rather reserved with physical contact and only really went to his brothers for it when he was in pre heat, when his omega practically demanded snuggles before booting his brothers out to suffer through a heat.

(Name) shook his head and clung to Mikey harder, not wanting to be away from his alpha as his omega took over fully.

Mikey gently lifted the omegas chin to look at him, (name) purring at the omega "hello little one" Mikey said with a softness that fucking Blindsided the rest of Kanto Manji, only ever seeing their leader as cold and ruthless and not a kind alpha.

"Hi alpha...." (Name) said slowly as he looked into those deep black eyes, hypnotized by them as he exposed his neck slightly in submission as Mikey made a soft noise "what are you doing here baby?" Mikey asked keeping the omega close "someone tried to kill him" Ran said seriously, really not sure what to make of this fucking situation right now but he was not gonna pry his brother away from Mikey.

That was a death wish.

"What?" Mikey said coldly as his scent turned foul and simmered with rage, the sudden shift messing with a mates first bond.

When two mates meet, they typically scent each other and let their second genders mingle and any sudden changes can be stressful on either of them and the sudden scent shift freaked (name) out as he whimped slightly, not understanding why his alpha was angry so suddenly.

Was he angry at omega?

(Name) gripped Mikey's black shirt as he looked back at his brothers, the elder haitanis immediately recognizing what is going on in his brain.

"We aren't sure yet, we think it was from a rival gang" Ran said slowly, keeping a close eye on his baby brother who might be misinterpreting Mikey's rage as rejection.

Mikey's scent grew more sour at this and the distressed scent from (name) was driving the men mad as (name) teared up and moved away from Mikey, an expression of heartbreak on the omegas face "alpha...doesn't want me?" (Name) said slowly and the smell of distressed omega made the men around him far more stressed as their alphas struggled not to comfort the omega.

Mikey looked shocked at the omegas declaration before lifting the omega up and walking out, poor (name) shaking and crying into his neck as he took him to Mikey's area, the best out of all of them.

Mikey's office had a connected bathroom and bedroom in case he didn't have the time to go back home and sleep, he kept the dojo but... To many Memories.

And he didn't want to go to his empty penthouse sometimes.

"The fuck just happened" shion said confused as the Haitani brothers sighed.

It was never easy was it?

Mikey tried soothing his omega, soft kisses and relaxing pharamones as his alpha took over "shhh omega, alphas here" his voice deep and soothing as the omega calmed down slightly, brain still frazzled "alpha wants omega?" He said with a slight crack in his voice and Mikey nodded "of course alpha wants you"

(Name) purred as he let the alpha kiss him gently, the bonding continuing as Mikey soaked the omega in his scent and vice Versa.

The couple claiming one another.

The real claiming would have to wait until (name)s heat.

Mikey practically burritoed (name) in a blanket, grabbing his snacks and feeding the Omega to show he can provide for him.

Mikey would murder anyone who even thought of touching his snacks and food but he happily let his omega eat them and even fed him himself, a weird sense if pride as he did so.

Mikey watched as the omega accepted him, chirping as he snuggled into the alpha.

(Name) wasn't quite sure what happened when he woke up, feeling warm and safe as he snuggled into his new found mates chest as the smell of melted chocolate and macha, a wonderful combination as he looked over the sleeping alpha and realized who be was.

Holy shit.

His alpha was the leader of one of the most feared gangs in Japan and his brothers boss.

(Name) strangely enough didn't feel stressed though, his instincts only seeing Mikey as safe and comforting.

(Name) did have one worry though.

Omegas had rights yes.

But not a crazy amount.

(Name) still needed his brothers permission to open a bank account and do most things, like attend higher education and such and now that he found his alpha.

Mikey had all those decisions in the palm of his hand.

If he decided he didn't want (name) in university, he could pull him out and (name) wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

The thought sent dread throughout him.

Mikey woke the the smell of distressed omega, eyes snapping open to see his mate mumbling to himself as he stared off into the distance.

"You're thinking to loud" Mikey said snapping (name) from his thoughts and (name) stared at him stressed, unsure what to say.

"What's your name pretty?" Mikey asked pulling (name) close, blond hair draping over his face as he stared at (name) with an intensity like no other "(name) Haitani...." He said shyly and fiddled with the end of his shirt "to think my mate was just in Roppongi all this time..."

"I want to continue school..."

"Wait are you in high school?" Mikey asked staring him apprehensive and (name) shook his head "I'm in university..."

Mikey thought it over and nodded "I won't stop you from going... Do you want pups?" Mikey asked nosing (name)s scent gland gently, smiling slightly when (name) shows his neck in submission "maybe one day... A few wouldn't hurt..." (Name) was blushing heavily as Mikey gently kissed his scent gland.

"I will have your brothers send me your medical and schedule, don't worry baby" Mikey said before pulling him back down into bed and snuggling into him "for now we go back to fucking bed" Mikey said with the utmost seriousness.

(Name) couldn't help but giggle as he snuggled into mikeys warm chest, feeling lighter knowing Mikey wouldn't make him some subservient omega.

Mikey eventually had to leave poor (name) by himself, giving him his Kanto jacket to snuggle as ran and Rindō brought him his nesting supplies and checked on their baby brother, Mikey could understand as he was the same with Emma.

Once the haitani brothers left Mikey's room, Mikey immediately called a meeting "so what's this about someone trying to kill my mate?" Mikey said coldly, staring them down with an intensity like no other and the Haitani brothers explained the situation that happened and Mikey felt his blood boil "find them and bring them to me"

The men immediately went to work, looking through camera feeds and everything to hunt the asshole down while Mikey went to check on (name), not wanting to be away from his mate for long.

When he walked in he saw (name) in a nest, his bedding stolen and kanto jacket used as a blanket as he slept and Mikey hadn't felt this urge to protect in a very long time as he sat infront of the nest and watched his mate sleep and the more stared the more possessive he got.

Why wouldn't he? He's his mate.

He was made for Mikey.

Only Mikey.

He had him now and he wasn't going to let anyone take him, he struggled with his dark impulses to not lock sweet (name) away like a pretty doll for his eyes only but decided against it... His Omega had aspirations and dreams after all.

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Yokohama Tenjiku: a summary

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THE FORGERS EVERYONE!

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“I WANNA POST A PIC OF THAT FACE TO INSTA” (LOL) - SUNA RINTARO

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This is just too funny, but the ending tho and here I was imagining it was Mikey. 😂

the sano brother

Fem!Reader / one-shot / 1K

2005, in a universe where shin doesn’t die lol

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“Your brother’s actually pretty cool.”

If this were the first time she’s heard a girl actually being endeared by Mikey, Emma might pause and turn to look, narrow her eyes in incredulity. But most girls are weird that way, she finds—at least the ones who only try to be close to her to get to her brother—so she simply walks straight ahead.

“Ah-huh,” she murmurs, but loud enough to not expressly say she doesn’t need you telling her about it.

“Funny, too.” Oh? Is that a chuckle curling the edge of your words? Like a well-kept, newly-formed secret? She chances a glance at the corner of her eye, more interested in the action than the cause of it because, if anything, this is the first time that she’s seen you smile. A smile that isn’t forced or simply polite.

(Except maybe for that one time last week when she’d stupidly blurted out that she doesn’t actually get along with any of the girls in class, to which you simply shrugged and smiled, said Doesn’t matter; we’ll have each other now.)

It’s been exactly one week and three days since Emma has known you, so, really, it’s not such a big deal that she can’t tell what you’re thinking right now. Even though she’s the one from class who’s spent the most time with you so far—buddy system for new kids, some rule—and has, inadvertently, been spending significant hours trying to figure out what goes on in your head. One thing she finds out today, though, is that you’re actually secretly sweet enough to bring her a get well soon card—along with the past two days’ school works. She thinks that your loopy cursive is funny, too, a fact that she chuckled at even though you didn’t. The morose expression barely shifted; she caught the tiny, polite curve of your mouth and that was all.

You don’t say anything else so Emma is left to listen to the quiet pitter-patter of your footsteps and the delicate chimes of the bells of your bike. She isn’t yet fully well, you could see, and you hesitated when she offered to walk you to the nearest station, but she’d insisted; she had to make you wait for almost an hour in the Sano residence, after all, and this is the least she could do.

She wonders what you and Mikey possibly talked about. Come to think of it, she wasn’t even aware he came home early.

“Does he actually know that much about bikes?” You instantly scrunch your forehead. “Sorry, I mean…I mean he fixes bikes, so of course, right? Duh.” The last part you whisper to yourself even though she hears.

Now Emma turns her head to fully listen to what you have to say because this is the closest she’s seen you to stuttering. You glance at her once, only to return your gaze straight ahead.

“It’s just cool.” She catches a tiny, tiny smile. “I think it’s very cool. Being so knowledgeable about it.”

“Well, he is obsessed with them. I guess you have to be if you’re in a biker gang.” Or is it because you’re obsessed with bikes that you have to be in a biker gang? she wonders, though not out loud.

You face her with an incredulous look in your eyes. “Wait, he’s in a gang?”

“President of a gang.” She definitely has to let you in on these things so you’ll know which ones to avoid. (Though the answer is most of them.)

This is the part where most people either shriek, terrified, or swoon with hearts in their eyes, and Emma is more or less left to pick them up. But you laugh. “You’re kidding.” And there is, indeed, genuine disbelief in your voice. “He doesn’t strike me as the type, to be honest.” And now it’s her turn to smile, pleasantly surprised, because she’s never heard anyone say that about Mikey.

“He even dropped a wrench on his foot when he turned and saw me…”

Emma can’t help but laugh. The image of Mikey hurting his big toe is funny, if only because it’s so unlikely.

“I even laughed so hard, it’s embarrassing.” You shake your head at her unabashed expression. “Really, oh my god. I wish I didn’t but that was my initial gut reaction. But he—“ you snicker out a laugh. “But he was laughing while saying I should maybe try to be a little more respectful to my elders.”

Bold of him to hit you with the older than you card; Emma rolls her eyes. The guy’s practically older than you by only about a year, big deal.

“And he.” Today, she discovers that you pause a lot while you talk when you’re embarrassed. “Well. He has such a weird laugh. He’s very weird,” you say, still with the sweetest smile on your face.

Emma can’t help but be genuinely intrigued, but then also endeared. It’s usually Mikey telling her of how ‘weird’ her friend was, or classmate, or whoever had the (un)fortunate experience of having to be entertained by Mikey in her stead, in circumstances similar to this. How could Mikey be so clumsy—so uncool—in front of a girl?

She watches as you smoothly fold your bike—smoother now than ever before—stepping on the entrance stairs before turning to her for one last time. “Tell him thanks again for fixing my bike. I know it’s not as interesting as an actual bike, but…it runs easier now.” Even though she has half the mind to tease you and say, ‘You can tell him that yourself tomorrow,’ Emma has to pause and blink in wonder:

Since when did Mikey ever fix anyone’s bicycle? That one’s definitely a whole new level of sweet. He’s gonna need to answer her questions.

When she arrives home, it’s Shinichiro’s lopsided grin—his gangly frame resting lazily on the doorframe of his room—who greets her. “Well, your friend’s bike working okay now?”

It takes about a minute for the gears in Emma’s head to catch up and make sense of his words, before it all clicks. All of it. But then when she finally recovers her words, Shinichiro’s eyes have already left her. His smile telling her his mind is somewhere else. “Funny girl. Got lost while on her way to the bathroom.”

She sighs. Because, of course it has to be the weird older brother. Oh, hell, the other is just as embarrassing.

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tagging: @prettyiolanthe 💘

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Can i request plantonic Haitani Brothers x lil sister reader (she is 6) and them just doting on her and cuddling and just beeing softies 💕💕💕

Sunshine

Haitani brothers x younger sister!reader

Hey! Thanks for requesting <3 this is such a cute idea. Since we don’t know anything about their parents, I just wrote whatever I envisioned lol

Having a younger sister was not an easy thing for the two delinquents. Their parents weren’t frequently at home, always working. And if they were home, they would only glance at them and ask how their day was. But even that wasn’t out of genuine curiosity. And the Haitani brothers weren’t free most of the time, watching after Roppongi and fighting others. But they wouldn’t change it for the world.

Gang fights, sleepless nights, business in Roppongi took a toll on them. They were stressed out and tired. But at the end of the day, whenever they got back home, they were always greeted by their six year old sister. She would always come running to the door with the biggest smile on her face, happy that her two favourite people are back. Sometimes she would greet them without anything, but most of the time she would run to them with a plate full of cookies or cupcakes that she baked with the babysitter that took care of her.

“Won’t you look at that.” Ran smiles and looks at Rindou. “Our sunshine was waiting for us, huh?”

She nods her head eagerly and extends her arms towards them, holding a plate of cookies. Ran takes the plate out of her hands with a soft smile.

“Thank you! These smell so good.”

“C’mere, angel.” Rindou lifts her up and hugs her tightly, spinning her around. They walked into (Y/N)’s bedroom and Rindou plopped onto her bed, while Ran put the cookies on the table and then joined them. She fell into the middle of them and they both hugged her. Ran was playing with her hair, while Rindou was looking at the ceiling, decorated with glow in the dark stars, thinking of what story he should tell her tonight.

Having a younger sister was something they didn’t think they’d enjoy at first. Especially Ran, since he had to take care of Rindou while they were growing up, and now he has to take care of her. But all of those thoughts flew out of the window the moment they saw her. They swore to protect her with their lives. The Haitani brothers would never let anything bad happen to their sunshine.

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Black Dragon Founders x fem!Reader - big age gap

Characters: Shinichiro, Takeomi, Wakasa, Benkei

Summary: Headcanons in which they have a crush on Reader but they just turned 18, meanwhile they are 27 (And Shin is Alive)

NFSW Version Here

He honestly didn't care since you were an adult

You would pop by his Shop numerous Times a Week with your bike because it's "broken" or you need something done on it

Most Times it was nothing wrong so He slowly got the hint that you're There for him

Was too Scared to ask you out, given all past rejections

His friends were teasing him about you all the time, asking when his little Girl Comes over again

You just eventually asked him out while He was fixing your bike

He accidentally slammed his Tool against it because WHAT?!?

Of course He fixed it right away and didn't charge you for it

He Shows you off like a trophy, actually proud of you

Not bothered by all the comments He gets about you being a Gold digger and everything

You're probably a friend of Senju but a bit older than her, 18 to be precise

He always saw you as Senjus friend, a little Sister maybe

But He couldn't deny the fact that He looked for excuses to Come to her room just to see you

Senju eventually noticed his behaviour and told you that He Has it Bad for you which made you blush in the darkest shade of Red

You too had a crush on him for as Long as you remember....but until now you were just the friend of his Sister

You started hanging out at their place a lot more but in the living room, trying to get to know Takeomi

He knew that this was so wrong... But then again, you're an adult, it's not THAT wrong

Next Thing you know is that his lips are on you and you're kissing him back

You always call him grandpa or Tell him to smoke less if He wants to make it past 30

And He always scolds you for it "have respect for the elder, Baby"

Why would He Come by the Shins Shop all the time? Just to see his New secretary? Noo, not him, not Wakasa

He denied it for the longest time

But the way your cheeks turned pink every time He entered the store

Or the way you always got Dangos or his Favorite lollipops There

It really got to him, but He wouldn't be crushing about such a child

Yes, a child, that's what you were in his eyes

It would go so far that you were crying to Shin about him, how He ignores you even though you try everything to get his attention

Shin is a little snitch, but He just wants to help his friend out so He tells Waka about it

And He starts to see you in another Light, trying not to deny it but its just so...wrong

His way of confessing was to give you a heart shaped lollipop with the lighest dust of pink on his cheeks

But it was enough for you, He finally admitted to his Feelings

Benkei never really cared for Women much

Yes they're pretty and nice to Look at but he's not really looking for something serious

That was until you entered the Gym, wanting to learn some fighting techniques

You punched through the Wall around his heart and and had a tight grip on it

He was looking forward to train you each time and the way you got stronger excite him

Until He realized that He didn't admire you for your skill only

He let Wakasa take over the lessons, needing to clear his head but all There was, was you

But you would never have Feelings for him, right? After all he's so much older

But when you demanded to be Trained by him and managed to Pin the huge man down

He took his Chance and kissed you

You of course kissed him back, over the moon that He feels the same