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Mixed Fall Out Boy starters

“So fuck you, you can go cry me an ocean, and leave me be”

“You are what you love, not who loves you”

“Wherever I go, trouble seems to follow”

“How’d it get to be only me?”

“I will defend the faith going down swinging”

“I don’t believe a word you say but I can’t stop listening”

“I’m not gonna go home alone”

“I know I expect too much and not enough all at once”

“You know I only wanted fun and you got me all fucked up on love”

“You and me are the difference between real love and the love on TV”

“So let’s fade away together one dream at a time”

“I thought of angels choking on their halos”

“Anything you say can and will be held against you”

“If heaven’s grief brings hell’s rain, then I’d trade all of my tomorrows for just one yesterday”

“I know I’m bad news”

“Letting people down is my thing, baby, find yourself a new gig“

“I don’t have the right name or the right looks, but I have twice the heart”

“I want to teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way”

“If I spilled my guts, the world would never look at you the same way”

“I’m here to give you all of my love so I can watch your face as I take it all away”

“I don’t know where you’re going but do you have room for one more troubled soul?”

“I don’t know where I’m going but I don’t think I’m coming home”

“This is the road to ruin and we’re starting at the end“

“My heart is like a stallion, they love it more when it’s broken“

“Maybe I bit off more than I could chew”

“And in the end, I’d do it all again”

“I think you’re my best friend”

“Don’t you know that the kids aren’t alright?”

“All those people in those old photographs I’ve seen are dead“

“I am your worst nightmare”

“Don’t mind me, I’m just the son of a gun”

“I don’t feel a thing for you”

“I’m just a problem that doesn’t want to be solved“

“I know this whole damn city thinks it needs you, but not as much as I do”

“I wonder if your therapist knows everything about me”

“You’re just the last of the real ones”

“I will protect you”

“Just tell me I am the only one, even if it’s not true”

“I’m done with having dreams, the thing that I believe“

“I just can’t pretend, we were lovers first - confidants but never friends, were we ever friends?”

“I got nothing but dreams”

“I’m just young enough to still believe, but young enough not to know what to believe in”

“If I can live through this, I can do anything“

“They say we are what we are, but we don’t have to be”

“I’m bad behavior but I do it in the best way”

“Sometimes the only payoff for having any faith is when it’s tested again and again every day”

“I’m still comparing your past to my future”

“Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold”

“You will remember me for centuries”

“Just one mistake is all it will take”

“We’ll go down in history”

“No, there’s nothing wrong with me”

“I never meant for you to fix yourself”

“And I can’t stop ‘til the whole world knows my name“

“We love a lot, so we only lose a little”

“You can wear the crown but you’re no princess”

“We’re going to die, it’s just a matter of time”

“I’m either gone in an instant or here 'till the bitter end, I never know”

“You were the song stuck in my head”

“You can get what you want but it’s never enough”

“I can’t remember just how to forget the way that we danced”

“You ask me how I’m doing like you know how much better off I am”

“Be careful making wishes in the dark”

“Besides, in the meantime I’m just dreaming of tearing you apart”

“I’ve got the scars from tomorrow and I wish you could see that you’re the antidote to everything except for me”

“My childhood spat back out the monster that you see”

“Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste the same”

“These friends, they don’t love you”

“I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me”

“The best of us can find happiness in misery”

“I said I don’t care what you think”

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Quotes from things I’ve written

“I’d much rather stay here with you”

“Maybe we could stay here for a few more days”

“You’re shaking, [name]. We can stop–”

“You’ve got nothing to apologize for, alright? I just want you to be okay”

“Can you- can you just stay with me? Please?”

“You don’t want them to know what?”

“Something else is bothering you. What’s going on?”

“This isn’t how I- I wanted you to know”

“You don’t need to explain anything. You’ve done nothing wrong”

“Tell me why you’re crying. Let me help you, [name]”

“I- I understand if you want to leave. I won’t ask you to stay”

“I promise you your heart’s safe with me”

“I know I can’t do anything to make things better, but… you can stay with me, if you want”

“Look, [name], I’ve been hurt before, and I… I’m scared”

“I promise you, I won’t do anything to hurt you, and I won’t let anyone hurt you, either”

“You mean the world to me. Talk to me, [name]”

“Will… will you be comfortable here? If you’re not, I’ll leave with you”

“I think you’ve done enough lying”

“I’m sorry! I- I know I fucked up–”

“God, you’re full of it, aren’t you? I don’t know what the fuck is going on with you–”

“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I can’t help you if you shut me out like this!”

“You can’t keep pushing everyone away like this. Isn’t that what you keep telling me?”

“I let my temper get the better of me. It’s not you. I don’t want you worrying about that, alright?”

“Please don’t leave. Don’t leave me”

“You’re so much stronger than you give yourself credit for”

“Don’t worry about me, [name]. I’m fine, I promise. Let me worry about you, alright?”

“They sent you home. Why? What did you do this time?”

“No! I didn’t– This wasn’t what I wanted!”

“I never meant for any of this to happen–”

“Don’t make me drag you out of bed, [name]”

“There was nothing you could’ve done differently - you did what you could in an extremely shitty situation. You need to stop beating yourself up about this”

“I’m not going to sit here and let you destroy yourself, [name]”

“I’m right here. I’m here for you. Just let me in”

“But you did everything you could, and… and sometimes, that’s all you can do”

“I know you’re not going to hurt me. But you’re hurting, [name]. I don’t want you to do something you’re going to regret”

“I’m just worried about you - I don’t mean to worry you as well”

“If you want to do something for me, you can kiss me”

“You’ve been anxious ever since you got that phone call - what happened? Who was it?”

"Are you… trying to intimidate me right now?”

"I don’t want to wait, [name]. I love you so much and I just… I want to be with you”

“You’re one of the best things that’s ever happened to me, [name]. I hope you know that”

“Seriously, what’s up, [name]? Was it something I said?”

“I wish we could just stay here. It’s comfortable”

“You’re stressing yourself out. Take a break, [name]. It’ll do you good to step away for a while”

“Have you heard anything I’ve said? I feel like I’m talking to no one”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake, now what are they saying?”

“You need this break, [name]. You’re pushing yourself far too much. I understand why, trust me, I understand, but you can’t do this to yourself. You’re going to burn out”

“I never said I was a good influence”

“I wouldn’t be doing this with you if I didn’t trust you”

“I absolutely don’t understand you sometimes”

“Do you ever sleep in?”

“I’ll do anything for you. I need you to know that”

“You better not die on me. Whatever will I do without you, [name]?”

“Whatever you want to say, you can say it through the door”

“I’m sorry you got caught up in all of this. You shouldn’t have to worry about it”

“You don’t need to tell me now if you’re not ready. I don’t want you to feel like you have to talk about whatever it is if you still need to figure things out”

“Your advice is to lie?”

“Come home. Please, [name]. I need you to come home”

“It’s okay. Let it out and just breathe, [name]. I’m right here”

“Y’know, when I said you didn’t need to wake up at dawn, I didn’t mean for you to wake up before it”

“I was right there! I should have done something!”

“I don’t hate you. I don’t blame you if you don’t believe me. I’m not asking you to forgive me, either, but… I don’t hate you”

“I honestly just want to get this over with already, but I might throw myself into the sun first”

“I don’t want to talk to you. Go away”

“Get away from me. Just get the hell away from me, [name]. I trusted you”

“Oh, please don’t tell me I managed to mess up tea”

“You don’t deserve this. I’m just a fuck-up and I can’t do anything right–”

“Everything feels too much. There’s too much and I… I don’t know…”

“I said I’m fine. Please stop asking already, [name]. The answer’s not changing”

“You look like shit”

“I’m flattered you’re concerned about me, [name]”

“I don’t know! I don’t know what’s wrong with me!”

“Please, [name], I can’t… I’m not safe to be around. I just hurt everyone and- and I don’t want to do that to you”

“I’m just… scared. I- I haven’t told anyone, but I want to tell you”

“Y’know, this isn’t exactly how I’d thought you’d see me without a shirt. I thought this part would be… sexier”

“You haven’t said a damn word to me after that night! You haven’t even looked in my direction!”

“What the hell has gotten into you? You said you trusted me, that you loved me-!”

“I do actually love you, but… Clearly I shouldn’t”

“It doesn’t concern you. We had an argument - that’s it”

“I thought you were better than this”

“You are truly stupid, [name]. Were you even thinking when you decided to pull this little stunt of yours?”

“What did you think was going to happen? Did you think I wasn’t going to find out? Did you think it’d remain a secret forever?”

“Let me take care of you”

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Iron Man (2008) starters

“I feel you’re going to pull over and snuff me.”

“You’re kidding me with the hand up, right?”

“Oh no! Did they rope you into this?”

“You are not authorized to access this area.”

“I do anything and everything that [name] requires, including, occasionally, taking out the trash. Will that be all?”

“What are you trying to get rid of me for? What, you got plans?”

“I don’t like it when you have plans.”

“For three hours. For three hours you got me standing here.”

“I told you, I’m not mad. I’m indifferent, okay?”

“You don’t respect yourself, so I know you don’t respect me. I respect you. I’m just your babysitter. So, when you need your diaper changed, let me know and I’ll get you a bottle, okay?”

“Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?”

“I couldn’t sleep ‘til I found out how it went. How’d it go?”

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

“What the hell did you do to me?”

“Do you understand me? Do as I do.”

“Is this the last act of defiance of the great [first & last name]? Or are you going to do something about it?”

“Relax. I have steady hands. Why do you think you’re still alive?”

“So you’re a [man] who has everything, and nothing.”

“Why have you failed me?”

“Stick to the plan!”

“Don’t waste it. Don’t waste your life.”

“Well, that… uh, that went well.”

“Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?”

“Could you have a lousier poker face?”

“Listen to me, [name]. We’re a team. Do you understand? There’s nothing we can’t do if we stick together.”

“We’re gonna have to play a whole different kind of ball now.”

“How big are your hands?”

“Let’s see them. Show me your hands.”

“You know, I don’t think that I’m qualified to do this.”

“You’re the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I’ve ever met.”

“[Name]? It’s going to be okay. It’s gonna be okay. I’m gonna make this okay.”

“Don’t ever, ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again.”

“I don’t have anyone but you.”

“[Name], I’ve been called many things. ‘Nostalgic’ is not one of them.”

“I swear, I didn’t expect to see you walking around so soon.”

“[Name], I’m working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it.”

“What you need is time to get your mind right.”

“Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn’t mean it went bad.”

“It would’ve gone better if you were there.”

“I’m being responsible! That’s a new direction for me.”

“What was I thinking? You’re usually so discreet.”

“What’s the world coming to when a [guy]’s got to crash [his] own party?”

“Am I making you uncomfortable?”

“I actually don’t think that you could tie your shoes without me.”

“You have a lot of nerve showing up here tonight.”

“Is this what you call accountability?’

“You can’t afford to be this naïve.”

“No, no, no, no, no, no, the less I know, the better.”

“Let’s face it. This is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”

“Hey. You busy? You mind if I send you on an errand?”

“[Name], you know that I would help you with anything, but I cannot help you if you’re going to start all of this again.”

“You’re going to kill yourself, [name]. I’m not going to be a part of it.”

“I shouldn’t be alive, unless it was for a reason.”

“I’m not crazy, [name]. I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it’s right.”

“You’re all I have, too, you know.”

“So, what are we going to do about this? Hmm?”

“You are a very rare [woman]. [Name] doesn’t know how lucky [he] is.”

“There’s so many applications for causing short-term paralysis.”

“Do you really think that just because you have an idea, it belongs to you?”

“Make sure you wait ‘til I clear the roof. I’ll buy you some time.”

“Hold still, you little prick!”

“You’ll die!”

“Are you talking about the night that we danced and went up on the roof, and then you went downstairs to get me a drink, and you left me there, by myself? Is that the night you’re talking about?”

“I know that it’s confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I’m a superhero.”

“I’m just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I’ve made, largely public.”

“Just stick to the cards, [man].”

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50 random starters

-feel free to adjust to better fit your muse’s speech!

“Yeah, about that…”

“I, um… might have… had something to, uh… do with that…”

“Don’t you dare.”

“Oh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.”

“Can you stop being weird about it for five seconds?”

“Why is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?”

“I almost caught myself on fire…”

“Bite me.”

“Hey! Guess what!”

“There’s nothing to worry about, but I’d stay out of the kitchen for a while.”

“Big deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].”

“I might’ve befriended a mafia boss…”

“You know what I want right now? [Sender’s favorite food].”

“Touch that and I will hit you with a spoon.”

“Do I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like I’ll be better off not knowing.”

“Do you think snails have feelings?”

“Why is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?”

“Have you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Check please!”

“Hey. What’s going on with you and [name]?”

“You know… I think I should… go.”

“Nope, sorry, you’re not getting rid of me that easily.”

“Wait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.”

“Yeah, of course I speak another language! …It just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek convention…”

“Look, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.”

“Well, we have six minutes until we need to leave! …Never mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.”

“…Want some smoothie?”

“I’ve never felt this way before…”

“I bet I could fight a swarm of bees.”

“Have you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?”

“Uh… surprise?”

“Sure, I can do a magic trick. I’ll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.”

“Why is it the cake that’s a lie? Why isn’t it the pie?”

“What would you do if you had a million dollars right now?”

“No, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.”

“The only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].”

“Yeah, I’ve been to [place]. Once. It was… the worst.”

“Don’t be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?”

“I miss you.”

“Look, I know you probably don’t want to see me right now, but… I had nowhere else to go.”

“What are you going off about?”

“Of course you’re my hero! How could you not be?”

“Would you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?”

“Oh, yeah? Try me.”

“Oh, wow… You… you look absolutely stunning…”

“Hypothetically speaking… what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?”

“Come on, talk to me. What’s going on? Was it something I did?”

“I’ll pay you ten bucks to fight me.”

“Congratulations! You played both of us.”

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Send 👩‍🦲 or 'baby' for receiver to learn sender is pregnant with their (receiver's) baby

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Out-of-context things I’ve said at work

“My candles are too linear - oh fuck off!”

“This is fine. Everything is fine.”

“This is a bookstore people don’t read.”

“You gotta pay if you wanna munch!”

“I can’t leave I’m [name]’s emotional support animal.”

*hands [name] something they absolutely don’t want* “Merry Christmas!”

“BLINK MOTHERFUCKER!”

“Hey, what did you do with chainman saw?” *pause* “wait”

“Oh, y'know, everything’s great. We’re thriving. I’m thriving. It’s fine.”

*in response to something that’s Not Good* “Oh, happy days.”

*in a sing-song voice" “Mamma Mia, here I go again-”

“Do you think if I went into receiving and screamed they would hear me?”

“Ma'am, this is the US, not the UK.”

“I refuse to believe Patterson or Clinton actually wrote this.”

“I might turn into Gollum once this holiday season is over.”

“If you find it I might actually cry because we looked for it everywhere the other day.”

“Zone three is where dreams go to die.”

“I found extra doorknobs but no flashlights.”

“I can count I swear.”

“Unless someone has a strong emotional attachment to this box, I’m going to flatten it.”

“Someone done goofed big time. Yikes.”

“This store is cursed.”

“As you can see… I’m dying.”

“I think a unicorn exploded.”

“It has the consistency of cottage cheese what the fuck.”

“Oh hey the shark’s headless again.”

“I miss the slugs.”

“I am going to go feral.”

“What if we all just hid and not open today?”

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