How come there’s no Beat Bobby Flay cookbook that consists of recipes that made Bobby lose?
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chopped after hours moodboard
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GUESS WHO STARTED A YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR SUMMER 2018! My friends and I posted a trailer with videos from the past year or so to summarize what are videos/vlogs will be about! So go watch and subscribe if you want to see mediocre content and lack luster humor :) no but really this is going to be a lot of fun to keep up with and more so just a way for my friends and I to keep a video diary of this awesome time in our lives.
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Judge : your dish tastes bad
Chef : I had a really rough life
Ted : thank you chef
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chopped: food blogger edition
judge: hello chef what did you make for us today
contestant: Well, when I was a little girl, I used to chase fireflies with my papaw down by the creek. We’d catch them in a jar and cuddle up on the sofa with hot chocolate. Dairy isn’t so good with my tummy now :) and of course Mi’Kay’Leigh has been vegan since she stopped breastfeeding when she was four, so today I have made for you an AMAZING vegan gluten free paleo whole 30 refined sugar free “chocolate” pudding!!! This one’s a keeper, you guys. Even your hubby won't know the difference! ;)
judge: ... this contains none of the basket ingredients
ted: now, leaving a basket ingredient out doesn't necessarily mean you will be chopped -
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You give off the same aura as Alex guarnischelli
ive always felt like she’s a high school teacher who believes in me but is continually disappointed by my bad grades anyway. im so scared of her
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cutthroat kitchen
“don’t forget the main ingredients”
“don’t bid too much money”
“don’t underestimate the female chefs”
“don’t call your food ‘deconstructed’ or ‘rustic’”
CHEFS:
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chopped v cutthroat kitchen
judge on chopped: um... im not getting any of that baby grasshopper flavor... it was one of the ingredients you were supposed to use...
judge on cutthroat kitchen: i dont understand...why the fuck did you put baby grasshoppers in this dish
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I wanna make this my desktop wallpaper, my tumblr banner, put a framed version of it on my desk, like I'm just so proud ??
i am dying this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen
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I won’t be going to class today because it’s a national holiday
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I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself............. lol Chopped: S36 Ep4
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"So, how are your grades looking this semester?"
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