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when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”
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How to get a hooker!!
This two seriously, they were so close to kill me with laughter. Gosh gavin and fiona are the best thing that anyone can ask! 😂
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The lineup for Hardcore Minigolf!
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The life of a supervising manager,
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Who You Should Fight: Achievement Hunter
Geoff Ramsey: You could, but like. Look at him. He doesn't care. He's tired. Why would you
Jack Patillo: Absolutely not. Not only would it make no sense because he's one of the nicest people in the world, but he could also knock you out in like two seconds
Ryan Haywood: Well the thing is, you might be able to take him in a fight? Because let's be real this man has NEVER been in one in his life. But he's pretty strong and there's also a 90% chance he has a deadly weapon on him at any given moment so, your call on that one,
Gavin Free: Oh you could 100% fight Gavin, he has the structural integrity of a toothpick. The hard part would be catching him first
Michael Jones: See if we were talking 2015 Michael??? Fuck no he's like the embodiment of feral New Jersey rage. As for present day Michael, you still probably shouldn't. He'd just care way less. Like he'd still lay you out but he'd just do it so he can get it Over With
Lindsay Jones: Are you fucking kidding me. Lindsay Jones is a being of immeasurable power. She's given birth twice and deals with the AH guys for a living. She fears no mortal
Jeremy Dooley: Obviously not??? Have you SEEN Jeremy. Literally that's it that all I have to say on this. He Would Destroy You
Matt Bragg: I mean you could, but I can't see him putting up much of a fight. Like you could beat him up but it wouldn't be very satisfying
Trevor Collins: Fuck dude sure but again???? Why??? Look at him. He's doing his best. He doesn't want to fight you. He already has to deal with the entire AH office he has enough problems
Alfredo Diaz: We haven't seen enough of his physical prowess for me to make a full assertion on his stats but I'm gonna call it a hard maybe. He's from San Francisco so he probably knows how to throw a punch. Proceed at your own risk
Fiona Nova: Fiona would kill you in .4 seconds without remorse
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this whole tweet is good but T-Pain’s animal crossing character is killing me like thats. exactly what i was expecting
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Are you drinking milk? | Off Topic 198
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J: Hey, pick the biggest d*****bag on there, Fiona!
WE KNOW ALL THE SCIENCE - Trivial Pursuit (#22) | Let’s Play | 36:27
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Fiona: Gavin, have you ever sucked a cock?
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“It’s not gonna go through”
“But what if i broke it?”
famous last words
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