yourneighborhoodgutterwitch

[yourneighborhoodgutterwitch]

[yourneighborhoodgutterwitch]

[yourneighborhoodgutterwitch]

adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible

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[yourneighborhoodgutterwitch]

[yourneighborhoodgutterwitch]

shut up and look at this photo of Marsha P. Johnson smiling and holding a Snoopy plush.

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Fucking sick to my stomach. Tumblr user incestfreak69iluvincest has just been exposed for. I can’t even say it

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[yourneighborhoodgutterwitch]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

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By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos

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It's these ones.

There's glass in 'em.

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My mom got me a pride shirt and im gagged and read

She doesn't know what bears are but she thought it was cute and meant actual bears but I'm gagged

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does this on your dash

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If we're mutuals and even if we don't talk, respectfully... smash.