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why is this about to make me sob

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Who had “English government enacts Haito Edict” on their 2024 bingo?

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girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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Fridays amirite

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Normalize casual masturbation with friends.

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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mother fish... I ate thirty vegan mini-marshmellows in under a minute... am I going to be okay?

hello,

it is very kind if you to think of me as a motherly figure, as a trans woman that makes me feel not only validated but also makes me feel genuinely seen as a helpful and calming presence

which is why I'm very sorry to report that You are not going to be okay and I am so sorry. you are not long for this world, when you eat 30 marshmallows back to back you explode. 25 is already enough to combust an average sized elephant. I am very sorry

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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Genesis

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