Chloe, 21, actual sex addiction (I have the graph to prove it) , definite alcohol addiction, total whippet addiction ---I will not sit down, I will not shut up, and most of all, I WILL NOT GROW UP--- The heartwarming tale of a cat's insatiable lust for provocative dancing.
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No matter how you feel… Get up. Dress up. Show up. And never give up.
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This is how you do advertising in Scotland
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cause of death: second hand embarrassment
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have come to the conclusion that the newcastle team are much fitter than the sunderland team.
my stepdad is not amused that i have taken this view
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i just said "yeah, don't question it, accept it part of your vernacular"
why does noone love me?
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perks of having a boyfriend
u can steal their clothes
they have 2 give u their fries
they look cute when they sleep
if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah
free food
hand on my butt
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The day they create a technology that allows you to taste the food on cookery shows is the day I will finally find my place in this world, sat comfortably in my underwear licking the TV.
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I just can’t go through with it. Call the wedding off.
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"I’m not looking for sympathy. I don’t give a fuck about the public, man. I don’t give a fuck about entertaining people. I’m not running for office. I don’t give a fuck. It’s better that you hate me because that way you stay further away from me. Because I really don’t like people around me. I don’t like people, I really don’t."
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I want to like a really cool facebook status, but I slept with the girl's boyfriend, so I probably shouldn't right?
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