yourmomsballsinmymouth

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HANDS PIN A LOAF OF FRESH BREAD AND A BOTTLE OF MILK

a well deserved break

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Roman Candle Elliott Smith

Rome to Ken

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ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”

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Ianthe Tridentarius, woman that you are, they could never make me hate you

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Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that it is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure. Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

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Every single person I have gotten to read Nona the Ninth. The after convo is basically this.

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Abigail says the mass hallucinations need to be rated PG-13. Think of the dead children!

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hey uh. hey jod? why does canaan house have milk?? where is canaan house getting milk from??? answer me, cow man. where is the milk coming from????

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logan when he’s about to eat dick for three hours straight:

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“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

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הגרסא החילונית של "נעשה ונשמע": נראה ונזרום

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Wait a minute I could've sworn your bio used to say 26

Damn, I wonder what coulda happened

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Mister Morgan