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a perfectly reasonable snystem (snail system)

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Honestly the bar is so fucking low for men and they’re still coming out so lackluster at the Met Gala. Women celebs are showing up as walking performance art and what about the fellas? Oh, another black tux. Oh, maybe this radical boy is gonna slam us with some velvet. How controversial. You think a shift to yet another safe texture is enough? Where’s the lace? The collars! Where are the crowns of thorns? What man is going to be the only lion amongs a den of cowards and waltz in there with that Saint Sebastian vibe, assnaked and unmistakably gay? Catholicism hasn’t been horny for beefy, dying men for centuries just so we can play it safe with another boring black tux.

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glad that’s all cleared up now

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a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

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‘Lament for Icarus’ - Herbert James Draper // ‘British lads hit each other with a chair’

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I need everyone to watch this I’m smiling so fucking big

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expectation at age 13: will grow up to become the extroverted, witty, and enchanting elizabeth bennet

reality at age 22: has grown up to become the introverted, awkward, and stressed out fitzwilliam darcy

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the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things

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self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

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me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

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Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me

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me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

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i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule