yourlocalmilf
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yourlocalmilf · 2 months ago
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bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here
its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy
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yourlocalmilf · 2 months ago
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yourlocalmilf · 2 months ago
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yourlocalmilf · 2 months ago
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My favorite fish at my new job is Diva she’s 35 years old and bigger than my hand and she eats directly out of the pipette and has a tiny little husband
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I can walk up to this tank and be like “do you want shrimp” and this fish who is TEN YEARS OLDER THAN ME swims up all excited and wiggles around because she does want shrimp
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yourlocalmilf · 2 months ago
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yourlocalmilf · 5 months ago
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my dawg
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yourlocalmilf · 5 months ago
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follow me... for adventure and wonder
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yourlocalmilf · 5 months ago
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People are calling women who read ‘spicy’ novels porn addicts on TikTok and when women responded “um. That’s not what addiction is.” People are going “the first symptom of addiction is denial” like okay buddy.
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yourlocalmilf · 5 months ago
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“My Bisexual Wife”
Acrylics on Canvas
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yourlocalmilf · 6 months ago
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yourlocalmilf · 6 months ago
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yourlocalmilf · 6 months ago
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reading about serial killers in the 1800s and they had female incels I guess
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yourlocalmilf · 6 months ago
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Deer running from a flying squirrel as caught on a trail camera
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yourlocalmilf · 6 months ago
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why do people not figure out that pope Francis probably learnt gay lingo from his costume maker
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yourlocalmilf · 6 months ago
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2 polite and distinguished gentlemen.
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yourlocalmilf · 6 months ago
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HUGE new content drop for the Ötzi the Iceman fandom.
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yourlocalmilf · 6 months ago
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Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory
Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!
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