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bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

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My favorite fish at my new job is Diva she’s 35 years old and bigger than my hand and she eats directly out of the pipette and has a tiny little husband

I can walk up to this tank and be like “do you want shrimp” and this fish who is TEN YEARS OLDER THAN ME swims up all excited and wiggles around because she does want shrimp

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my dawg

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follow me... for adventure and wonder

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People are calling women who read ‘spicy’ novels porn addicts on TikTok and when women responded “um. That’s not what addiction is.” People are going “the first symptom of addiction is denial” like okay buddy.

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“My Bisexual Wife”

Acrylics on Canvas

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reading about serial killers in the 1800s and they had female incels I guess

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Deer running from a flying squirrel as caught on a trail camera

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why do people not figure out that pope Francis probably learnt gay lingo from his costume maker

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2 polite and distinguished gentlemen.

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HUGE new content drop for the Ötzi the Iceman fandom.

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Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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