yourfavouriteboyf

[yourfavouriteboyf]

Fuck yeah.

Hit ‘em with that gay people beam

Greetings Mr Boyfriend

Hi Cass, what do you need now?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

@speedy-toby Your mom is on here now and I am reasonably terrified.

Like what do I do

You are Billy’s brother so you gotta know something

[yourfavouriteboyf]

Hello?? You are back in my good graces

I also don’t understand a lick of French so you will have to translate.

Greetings Mr Boyfriend

Hi Cass, what do you need now?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

I’m disappointed you don’t think more of me.

I was going to read you Percy Jackson smh

Greetings Mr Boyfriend

Hi Cass, what do you need now?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

Yes.

You introduced me as your pet and Billy’s boytoy babes.

Greetings Mr Boyfriend

Hi Cass, what do you need now?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

Greetings Mr Boyfriend

Hi Cass, what do you need now?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

You guys have too many moms and they all know witchcraft man

@theeegreenwitch help me

Hey Boyfriend, were you in westview when Billy’s mommy had her little sitcom tantrum?

Uhh I don’t think so, Cass. Why?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

Well that totally clears it up then

@mother-harkness can you help?

Hey Boyfriend, were you in westview when Billy’s mommy had her little sitcom tantrum?

Uhh I don’t think so, Cass. Why?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

I am so concerned and so confused.

Why is there a ghost baby in my attic?

Hey Boyfriend, were you in westview when Billy’s mommy had her little sitcom tantrum?

Uhh I don’t think so, Cass. Why?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

I’M SORRY WHAT?

Hey Boyfriend, were you in westview when Billy’s mommy had her little sitcom tantrum?

Uhh I don’t think so, Cass. Why?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

You’re being cryptic again.

Hey Boyfriend, were you in westview when Billy’s mommy had her little sitcom tantrum?

Uhh I don’t think so, Cass. Why?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

Hey Boyfriend, were you in westview when Billy’s mommy had her little sitcom tantrum?

Uhh I don’t think so, Cass. Why?

[yourfavouriteboyf]

Alright..

If you die I’ll kill you though❤️

Your Boyfriend is on Tumblr now and is worried about you.

OH!! he didn’t tell me ! that sneaky bastard (lovingly) hii @yourfavouriteboyf

[yourfavouriteboyf]

Yep..? Nice to meet you ig

@cansomeonetakemetotheroad who is this lady

drop the arm routine child, I need to seduce some….

Hello?? Who are you

[yourfavouriteboyf]

drop the arm routine child, I need to seduce some….

Hello?? Who are you

[yourfavouriteboyf]

Since when was Rio a Lawyer?

Who knows tbh

Billy just told me she would know the answer

[yourfavouriteboyf]

Very very important question! Are you a shapeshifting alien from another planet that also happens to be a prince? I heard a rumor somewhere that you are but I wanted to double check. Your boyfriend said that he would love you either way.

Also is your full name Theodore and is your last name Altman? I’m assuming that Eddie is just a nickname though my top secret sources are telling me that you also go by Teddy.

My lawyer(Rio) has advised me to not respond to this. Good question though!