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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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(layton voice) whatever. go my boy

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I cannot relate to people who dislike female characters for “being manipulative.” She’s literally creative problem solving before your eyes. She’s literally just using her words. Maybe the other blorbos should be less pawn-like for her beautiful hands hmm

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Dedan

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Im almost positive that "what if disco Elysium was about a witch looking for her cat" tweet is bait, but it continues to be an invaluable rhetorical tool.

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every day an entomologist posts two pictures of the same bug and tells me they're distinct species. get out of my face you malicious liar

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African elephant calves vs Asian elephant calves 

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it's important to have one scary hour every day. for those who don't know, a scary hour is when someone or something breaks into your house to try and kill you, but you can't leave because your stove is producing a beneficial miasma

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Party rock is¹ in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)²

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¹Pretty sure it’s “party rockers.”³

²LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem,” Sorry for Party Rocking, 2011

³It’s “party rock is.”— Ed.

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it's getting colder.. let's stay warm together!

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Heloo

Im Alaa from Gaza

I need your help if you can

Please donate to save my life and my family 🍉🇵🇸

Asking for help is not easy, I ask for a small donation of only 20€ from each person, 20€ will save my family from death in Gaza 💔 Donate through the link in bio (gofundme) Together, we can achieve our goal within a day and provide crucial support to me and my family in Gaza. Your contribution means everything to us and in these difficult times your kindness is our greatest hope. We are very grateful for any assistance you can provide and thank you for your kindness and generosity in our time of need

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-alaa-in-his-fight-to-save-his-family-from-the-genocide

🎄 🎄 🎅🧑‍🎄🤶🧑‍🎄

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I am Abdul Hamid, and this is my mother. The circumstances of the war wanted to destroy my dreams and my mother’s dreams, that I should complete my studies and become successful, compensate my mother for her years of trouble, and benefit myself and society. I hope you look at us with mercy, and this is my university degree. Help me complete my dream and on the path to my success. Help me, even if just a little. Or help me get our message to the donors💔💔🇯🇴I note that my father died when I was one year old💔😔😭and my mother and I’s dream is to live a decent life and complete my education. Please help me 😔

https://gofund.me/e01da0d2

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love when a mutual has a new blorbo and they keep putting posts on my dash that are completely incomprehensible. it's like watching a friend win a game show in a language I don't speak. I don't have a fucking clue what's happening to you but it's nice to see you happy

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made a really big poster about whale falls for uni this semester. enjoy

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let me once again issue the call to download umineko project. let sayaka ohara's witch cackling into your life.

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I have an angel and a devil on my shoulder, and they're both aro

The angel says "Communicate" and the devil says "Break up"