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headcanons about dating james wilson <3

he cheats on you with house

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even in the future, cats really like interrupting your work (featuring the obscene number of tablets they use in star trek because i find it so funny)

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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

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it was all too much, and now I have nothing left

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if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

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average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

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cupholders in the car is such a swag feature that nobody talks about. cars can usually hold upwards of four drinks

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i dont care about validity i care about my civil rights

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Dewey's politely telling you that it's his seat now and you can sit on the floor if you want

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smoking

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having may not be so pleasing a thing as wanting

was supposed to be a valentines day spirk post ㅠㅠ alas. happy march tho i guess LOL

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Selkie Jason :( please? Pwetty pweas?

the majestic weddell seal :3

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having may not be so pleasing a thing as wanting

was supposed to be a valentines day spirk post ㅠㅠ alas. happy march tho i guess LOL

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lady superbats taking a hot girl winter walk

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Do not write fanfiction. One second you're normal and the next you're downloading a calendar from 2004 and tearing your hair out over what specific date every event in your fic happens

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The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

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the most important thing about kirk and spock To Me is just how much they like each other. they're in love, too, in my opinion, but more importantly, they just really, genuinely, like each other. there's so much open affection between them, between the little touches they trade, kirk's stupid sappy smiles (that man is smitten smitten), spock's sassy little jokes, and kirk's gentle teasing - they're simply so obviously dear to one another. it's sweet.