The Host welcomes you all to his call-in special. He invites everyone to call in and inquire about whatever they’d like. Please check the #rules tag for this blog before interacting.(Rp & Ask blog for Markiplier’s character The Host!)
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The Host is back on the air and ready for another round of whatever his listeners would like to know.
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THIS IS A DRIVE-BY HUGGING (~and a teensyweensy smoochie on da snoot~) BECAUSE YOU ARE SO AWESOME AND SWEET!! HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A LOVELY DAY~!!!
The Host blinks for a moment as he processes the speed at which all of that happened. “The Host appreciates the gesture, but perhaps warn him before hugging him in the future. The Host didn’t see you coming and was slightly startled.”
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(Sending good vibes and cookies! Take care of yourselves!)
The Host nods his thanks, takes a cookie, and enjoys the vibes.
Meanwhile the mod is grabbing several cookies and thanking you repeatedly. They have already eaten several.
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if you're still answering, can i ask 18, 94, 98 from the weird asks, host?
18. ideal weather?
“The Host enjoys a nice thunderstorm. The air feels different and hums with a sort of power that he finds calming when in conjunction his own strange aura. The sound of thunder also makes it easier to snap out of his visions if he must.”
94. favorite season?
“Autumn tends to appeal to The Host. He’ll often narrate the colors changing so that he can “watch” it. It also helps that no one tries to stop him during his narration-based wanderings due to the blood on his face like they usually do. People tend to think of it as a costume during the month of October, rather than something that is potentially hazardous.”
98. favorite historical era?
“The Host supposes that if he had to choose, The Renaissance would be his choice. That being said, every age has a plethora of points of interest, even this one.”
#the host#asks#the hist legitamatly considered saying the dark ages#but he felt that that would probably be going a bit too far.
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*boop* -Your Friendly Neighborhood Boop Anon
The Host chuckles. “Thank you. The gesture is appreciated.”
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I admit, I can't resist a question that isn't so simple. fae 🌠 - what’s a fact about yourself that you don’t know how to explain?
The Host takes a moment to collect his thoughts before answering. “The Host has many things about himself that he has trouble explaining. His visions, narrations, and the very fact that he’s alive despite bleeding constantly are just the tip of a particularly large iceberg.” He sighs. “However, if The Host had to choose just one thing that he has no idea how to even begin explaining, it would be the fact that no matter the timeline or sequence of events, he always ends up with someone caring about him. Even The Host has a hard time wrapping his mind around that.”
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Mod Speaking
Hey guys, I’m sorry that I’ve been inactive on this account. I promise that I will still be answering asks, I’m just a mess at the moment. Don’t be afraid to send ‘em in.
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Send me 🚢 if you would be interested in shipping our muses.
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Send my muse a fear you see them having, and they will rate it from 0-10 depending on how much it frightens them.
0 being “I’m not scared of that at all�� to 10 being “NOPE NOPE NOPE”
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weird asks that say a lot
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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
93. nicknames?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
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You see Visions of events to come, right? What sort of things do you see in your Visions? -Dakota Amos
There is a decently long pause before The Host answers, as though he’s trying to figure out how to word his response. “The Host sees all manner of things within his visions. From the mundane, to the gruesome, and even the intimate.” He chuckles, pausing for a moment. “Any event of significance to his timeline or those he knows personally, The Host either has seen or will see once it approaches becoming relevant.”
Another pause. “The visions also tend to come in different forms. Some are crystal clear, as though it’s happening to The Host in that moment. Those visions cannot be changed regardless of whether the Host tries to intervene or not. But others are slightly hazy. Dreamlike, almost.” He smirks. “Visions of that sort are much less stubborn and much more common.”
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“The Host applauds Dark’s singing and his choice of lyrics. He thanks you for indulging his curiosity.”
🎤 (I’m on mobile and can’t figure out how to switch who this is from, but I intended it to be from my Host ask blog. :/ ) The Host smirks. He’s curious to see what Dark associates with him.
send 🎤 for my muse to sing a snippet of a song that reminds them of your muse.@youre-on-the-air.
dark isn’t much for singing. not for lack of talent, but for lack of desire. but he tries his best. ❝ when i am dead, i won’t join their ranks, because they are both holy and free … and i’m in ohio, satanic and chained up. and, until the end, that’s how it’ll be. ❞
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035. What is the most important rule your character lives by?
“That is not a simple question, is it, young one?” He begins thoughtfully. “The rules the Host follows may seem rather vague to those other than him, but if he had to choose one, it would be ‘Remember, but never Repeat.’” He chuckles, a bit of sadness in it. “Mistakes and Past experiences that are less than pleasant to remember are often those that the most can be learned from.”
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lavender
lavender 💜 - what’s your favorite smell?
There is a slight pause before he responds. “The Host has not truly thought about it in a while. Once apon a time he could have told you “ink” in a heartbeat, but now that brings mixed feelings.”
He sighs to himself, but the sound still carries across the airwaves. “Perhaps leather. The Author never took the time to bind his books. Always scrawling in whatever notebooks he could reach when inspiration struck. So handbound, organized writings bring The Host a sense of satisfaction.”
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Seeing as I have trouble winding down to fall asleep (due to my brain being wired to not shut up; ADHD is fun-); [mud 🌱] - how do you relax before you go to sleep?
“The Host understands a bit of what the listener is going through. His narrations and mind never stop going. He tends to get lost in his visions or narrations for long periods of time before inevitably passing out. He does not recommend following his example.”
There is a slight pause before he speaks up again.
“Though on rare nights when his mind decides to be quieter The Host will listen to soft classical music until he falls asleep.”
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questions from the woods 🌱
pine 🌲 - what’s something you’ve had since you were a child?
mire 🏞 - how often do you go into nature?
raccoon 🐾 - have you ever accidentally stolen something?
overgrowth 🌿 - what’s a fact about yourself you’ve never had the opportunity to tell?
honeycomb 🐝 - do you want a big family or a small one?
echo 🕳️ - what’s a habit you want to start?
bones 💀 - what’s a hobby that you quit doing? do you miss it?
wind 🌪 - what music do you normally listen to?
crow ❇ - do you have a signature accessory?
sword 🗡️ - is there anything you always carry with you?
lavender 💜 - what’s your favorite smell?
fae 🌠 - what’s a fact about yourself that you don’t know how to explain?
birch 🌳 - what’s something you’re proud of?
mud 🌱 - how do you relax before you go to sleep?
fallen leaves 🍃 - what’s your morning routine like, if you have one?
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