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kotor 1 crew cooking ability headcanons

or what you can expect if it's a given character's kitchen duty day.

Revan: Very basic. Will reheat rations without blowing up the microwave and remember to boil water for the space instant ramen. If pressed, can boil a space potato, but it will be the blandest mushiest potato you ever ate.

Bastila: Even more basic. Whatever cooking lessons were imparted to her in childhood and/or the Order's self-sustenance course, were all but erased by the intense battle meditation training and the subsequent clusterfuck of a life. Probably will not blow up a microwave either, but will totally munch on dry space ramen, and her boiled potatoes are likely to come out burned.

Carth: Steady intermediate, bc married and has a kid. Knows how to cook a simple soup and stew. Half-decent at barbecue. For dessert, you are likely to get a space Snickers, of which he has an emergency stash.

Mission: Very basic. She's fourteen and more interested in space McDonald's. Will surprise you, though, by her ingenious way to cook a sewer rat so that you don't throw up immediately. If hungry, will break into Carth's Snickers stash.

Zaalbar: Intermediate, but it's a Wookiee intermediate. Better get used to very rare steaks. Also you know how in a house with a cat hair is a spice? Wookiees have a lot more hair than an average cat.

Canderous: Basic, but it's a Mandalorian basic. In his opinion, adding some spice to life never hurts. Your space oatmeal is getting jalapeñoed to the point your shit burns. But will make uj'alayi if you ask nicely.

T3-M4: Non-existent. Will tell you exactly where the kitchen is, though. Maybe look up some recipes on the space internet.

Juhani: Actually not bad, just doesn't have much experience. Due to starvation experience, food is her love language. Will shyly ask for your preferences and try to make something nice. If it isn't to your liking, shut up and thank the girl, she's trying her damn best.

Jolee: Actually good, bc a) married b) had to cook for himself for literal decades. Knows how to make edible something from basically anything, including pies from rations. Teaches Juhani.

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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im so bad at maintaining online friendships!! im sorry to everyone i’ve had a lovely chat with but havent followed up with!! im a very isolating person and i still consider you my friend i promise !!!

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Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

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my friend, hk-47 :]

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Friendly reminder that you don’t have to aim for a normal life.

You’re allowed to aim for a stable one. You’re allowed to aim for a fulfilling one. You’re allowed to aim for a meaningful one. You’re allowed to aim for a happy one. You’re allowed to aim for a manageable one. You’re allowed to aim for a sustainable one.

Yes, even when that means following a different road than the one most people walk. Yes, even when that means going in a wildly different direction than the one society expects and pressures you to move towards. Yes, even when it means disappointing society, other people or even yourself.

Living a normal life doesn’t have to be your goal.

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Saw this and looked into it, confirmed!

https://aidaccess.org/

"Aid Access is a nonprofit organization that provides access to medication abortion by mail to the United States and worldwide. It describes its work as a harm reduction strategy designed to provide safe access to mifepristone and misoprostol for those able to become pregnant in the United States who may not otherwise have access to abortion or miscarriage management services. People are able to manage their own abortion with remote access to a physician and a help-desk for any questions. The website is available in English, Spanish, and Dutch."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aid_Access

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what old joke are we going to bring back next

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Agent Carter text posts pt. 21/?

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worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

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gigachad qui gon would never leave shmi in slavery. source: i said so

(commission info // kofi support!)

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I love Bastila Shan, not because she’s a badass, but because she is a child prodigy with strong convictions running face first into the revelation that real life is rife with complexities, and does not easily slot neatly into a binary of good or bad.

Meanwhile, the Jedi Exile, former gifted kid who disappeared for a decade, is mentally on the sideline, taking a deep drag and exhaling out, “first time?”