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I’m live, lilypals!  🐸🌟💙 https://twitch.tv/yourbelovedissy

Tonight’s stream: Sly 2!

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cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

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A declassified World War II-era CIA guide to “simple sabotage” is currently one of the most popular open source books on the internet. The book, called “Simple Sabotage Field Manual,” was declassified in 2008 by the CIA and “describes ways to train normal people to be purposefully annoying telephone operators, dysfunctional train conductors, befuddling middle managers, blundering factory workers, unruly movie theater patrons, and so on. In other words, teaching people to do their jobs badly.” 

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Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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things you can do as a goblin in the modern age:

treat AI like you would shapeshifters. look out for the warning signs. avoid engaging with them as much as possible. if you can't avoid them, don't trust them

thrift and repurpose whatever and whenever you can

educate yourself on what edible, medicinal and otherwise useful plants you can grow in your habitable space (especially if you've been forced to become an urban dweller)

educate yourself on what tiny little critters are actually positive for your living environment (for example: how to identify non-venomous spiders that actually contribute to pest control, so you don't accidentally kill or disturb them)

treat bureaucracy as you would malevolent fae. learn your loopholes. memorize the wording that will get you off the hook. follow the letter and not the spirit of the law. let them tie themselves into knots with their own rules and procedures

your workplace is the ideal place for mischief; hinder the powerful and support the powerless. learn who is affected by your tricks and plan accordingly

treat ads as you would sirens: don't listen to them and get out of there as fast as possible

claim what little power you have. decorate yourself however you want to. adorn your lair until it feels like home. sleep as much as you can. adjust your diet to feel alive. drink water and listen to music and remember to write by hand. find the magic in the ordinary

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i hate how so many trans adults treat minors' access to hrt as trivial. it is incredibly fucking isolating for a teenager to be stuck in a prepubescent state. not to mention it marks them as visibly trans if they are clearly the only 17 year old who has not been through puberty, so they can't go stealth (regardless of your opinions on that it should be an option for obvious reasons, especially given the kind of social environment of secondary/high schools).

either force all children to be on puberty blockers till theyre 16/18, or if you accept that 9-12 year olds are old enough to consent to undergo a puberty from their endogenous hormones then they are also old enough to consent to undergo a puberty from exogenous hormones. the source of the hormones doesnt change the capacity to consent to the effects, and there is very real harm done to children by denying them the right to go through puberty.

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We are getting towards winter in the northern hemisphere so it's time for me to share my number one tip for surviving winter power outages from my time living off grid that isn't "get a wood stove installed".

Get a bed tent. You don't have to permanently install it with your mattress inside it although you will have to do some macgyvering if you don't. It will create a little cocoon that will stay warmer anyway but you can level it up a notch by buying a cheap king size comforter and draping that over it for more insulation. If your power goes out and you need to stay warm, load every pillow, blanket, and living creature that will reasonably fit into it and close the door. You will have a warm and cozy little cocoon to which you can add battery powered lights, a gallon jug of water to keep it from freezing, etc.

Also grab you solar lanterns (LumenAID makes great ones), soft beanie hats, hand warmers, and socks to sleep in, and consider sweaters for your pets for whom they're appropriate.

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I'd be such a good yuri maid. i can do light dusting and clean and also kiss girls. i imagine this is the full extent of the expected duties and there's no more difficult labour...

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I’m live, lilypals!  🐸🌟💙 https://twitch.tv/yourbelovedissy

Tonight’s stream: Jak 2!

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Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

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Dynamic references to the swinging action of the scythe-like weapons by 止戈zhige

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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.