your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal
your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal
a pumpkin a day scares even the gods away
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Agent Lotad
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"OH SHIT WHERE AM I-"
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"Oh wait, I'm here again. Great."
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Oh dear god I've been here for 2 yeats
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"Fair enough, but apparently the one girl who asked you to face that wolf spider asked me to, and I quote,"break you, " so you would be more work focused if you have a problem with me still being here take it up with her"
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No cause jack every time someone wishes him a happy birthday, he makes you trip over random objects
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"Well, I said everyone. Not a name. My gods, is this is what his personality reverted to? Just trying to be annoying as possible and QuIrKy? Is no one allowed to enjoy their October birthday?"
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"I guess fuck everyone else."
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"No. more or less I decided that you got boring and you didn't seem like someone worth the time anymore so I decided to take requests and low and behold they wanted me to continue with you and hell even some of your coworkers doubled down on this"
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No cause jack every time someone wishes him a happy birthday, he makes you trip over random objects
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"Well, I said everyone. Not a name. My gods, is this is what his personality reverted to? Just trying to be annoying as possible and QuIrKy? Is no one allowed to enjoy their October birthday?"
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"I guess fuck everyone else."
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"1 I never try to be "quirky" whatever that means, and 2 I'm literally getting paided to anoy you"
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No cause jack every time someone wishes him a happy birthday, he makes you trip over random objects
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"Well, I said everyone. Not a name. My gods, is this is what his personality reverted to? Just trying to be annoying as possible and QuIrKy? Is no one allowed to enjoy their October birthday?"
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"I guess fuck everyone else."
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"Wow skull is a true parent figure"
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Meanwhile at Emerald's basketball game.
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💀 "Skull hate this. Skull feels like. . . Useless in these stupid mortal games." The demon groaned as he sat on the bleachers, watching Dead's kid do her best. These reapers look like they're struggling just to throw the damn thing-
Emerald landed one in the basket.
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💀 "THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT. MY EMERALD IS BETTER THAN ALL YOU MEDIOCRE CROTCH GOBLINS! LET'S GO EMERALD! PUT THESE WORMS IN THEIR PLACE!"
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"YES."
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*jack kicks down the door*
"I HAVE A GOOD IDEA-"
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"No."
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But I WAAAANT ONE
Go on mun
MAKE US SOME FRUIT LOOPS WE HUNGRY
|| >:V not with that attitude!
A QUIEN LES ESTAS GRITANDO PORQUE AQUI EN ESTE CASA LA GENTE GROSERA NO AGARA NADA
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Ich versuche nicht einmal zu argumentieren, dass ich nur möchte, dass du mir einen Fruit Loop machst
Go on mun
MAKE US SOME FRUIT LOOPS WE HUNGRY
|| >:V not with that attitude!
A QUIEN LES ESTAS GRITANDO PORQUE AQUI EN ESTE CASA LA GENTE GROSERA NO AGARA NADA
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MACHT UNS ZUM FRUIT LOOP IHRE AUTISTISCHE WURST
Go on mun
MAKE US SOME FRUIT LOOPS WE HUNGRY
|| >:V not with that attitude!
A QUIEN LES ESTAS GRITANDO PORQUE AQUI EN ESTE CASA LA GENTE GROSERA NO AGARA NADA
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"Fair enough, I might drop by and drop off some candy, pumpkin cider, and pumpkin pie if ya want"
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"As of October being here, I'm here to say I'm going to be a worse person and am going to turn half of hazama in a pumpkin patch Halloween like area"
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"Oh, you are? Nooooo. Don't do that. I'm gonna get really upsetti spaghetti over that."
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"Welp, I tried. Can't do anything about that."
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"You really forgot who you're talking to dear dead"
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*and with a snap, he somehow actually turned half of hazama into a Halloween town. How? I don't know I'm just the narrator*
"As of October being here, I'm here to say I'm going to be a worse person and am going to turn half of hazama in a pumpkin patch Halloween like area"
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"Oh, you are? Nooooo. Don't do that. I'm gonna get really upsetti spaghetti over that."
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"Welp, I tried. Can't do anything about that."
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"Well, since it's finally October, MY month, mind you, I decided a calm before the storm situation for ya turn half of hazama into a Halloween town let you go around it, then eventually my fun will begin sound fair?"
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"As of October being here, I'm here to say I'm going to be a worse person and am going to turn half of hazama in a pumpkin patch Halloween like area"
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"Oh, you are? Nooooo. Don't do that. I'm gonna get really upsetti spaghetti over that."
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"Welp, I tried. Can't do anything about that."
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"Finally, October now, I can do a minor bit of trolling"
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"A bold assumption I'm doing this for malicious purposes"
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"As of October being here, I'm here to say I'm going to be a worse person and am going to turn half of hazama in a pumpkin patch Halloween like area"
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"Oh, you are? Nooooo. Don't do that. I'm gonna get really upsetti spaghetti over that."
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"Welp, I tried. Can't do anything about that."
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