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college is just the worst opinions you’ve ever heard being counted as participation points

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do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience

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So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

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It’s the time of year were multi-million dollar charities stand outside of multi-billion dollar businesses and ask people making minimum wage for money

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i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

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I try to keep an open mind but I just read the sentence “the latest tw*nks - many of whom are straight” and like, far be it from me to police identities but a ‘straight tw*nk’ is imo not a thing, that is in all likelihood just a skinny man

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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(sound recommended)

A wisdom triplet.

Failure is life’s greatest teacher. 

Stumps are corgi’s greatest hindrance. 

Slow motion is humanity’s most wondrous creation.

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True Bi/Ace solidarity is both being able to make the joke “I like my men the way I like my women.” despite having vastly different punch lines.

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Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

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Just a reminder that Call Me By Your Name isn’t a love story, it’s the story of a pedophile grooming and assulting their victim, presented as a love story by incompetent idiots :)

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so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame