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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) Directed by Gore Verbinski, Screenplay by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio

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Helen McCrory, the British actress best known for her roles in the ‘Harry Potter’ films and ‘Peaky Blinders,’ has died, her husband, actor Damian Lewis, announced on Friday, April 16, 2021.

McCrory, who was 52, died “peacefully at home” after “an heroic battle with cancer.“ 

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Lucifer + pretty cinematography

Season 1

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I got Evi! She is one of my favourite side characters, so I’m super happy to get her. But also so sad 🥺🥺

i made another cosmere uquiz: who underrated cosmere character are you? (based on vibe and vibe only)

https://uquiz.com/davh3I

rb with what u got!!

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Helmut Zemo is out here still rocking his original master plan, you guys...

Goal: Kill all super people in revenge for murdered family. 

Problem: Hard to do as a human, even a rich baron human. 

Solution: Kidnap and control the brainwashed one and use him to make the other Avengers kill each other. Muhahahah– oh wait. 

Problem: Avengers fight a little but ultimately don’t kill one another. Brainwashed one gets away and unbrainwashed. Avenger whose dad you actually killed has you arrested. 

New Goal: Same as original goal, only you’re stuck in prison. 

New Solution: Convince those in power that you can help them with their nefarious goals of creating a morally compromised version of The Avengers in exchange for them letting you go free. They are too stupid to notice that that you hate them too and plan to make sure their program doesn’t really succeed because you’re equal opportunity when it comes to hating super people– good ones, bad ones, grey ones, you really don’t give af. 

Perks to New Plan: You get your fur-collared coat, your money and your private jet back. Daddy’s gotta have fun since he’s been in a cell for awhile. Vengeful murdering need not be so dire. Fine teas and dancing it is. 

Step 1: The evil faction of the government did this one for you. Try to get Sam and Bucky to fall in line and when they inevitably won’t and when they hate your new Captain America, they won’t be able to stay away. Allow The Flag Smashers to make off with The Power Broker’s super soldier serum supply so Bucky and Sam will realize they are super soldiers. 

Step 2: Wait for Bucky to show up with questions about Hydra and super soldiers because who else is he going to ask? 

Step 3: Casually break out of prison and escape to your pre-fueled private jet without so much as a BOLO going out because the government thinks that you are helping them with their plan to make evil super soldiers and Bucky and Sam think that you are at least being moderately useful in their plan to stop said evil super soldiers when all you are really doing is providing dinner and transportation in exchange for a live action rom com being acted out in front of you every night. 

Step 4: Stir up shit between Sam and Bucky with the goal of making Sam turn on Bucky. You’re a white German aristocrat probably descended from Nazis but you feel free to somehow try to make Bucky look like the racist one when you’re the one out here espousing thoughts on supremacy left and right. You’re hoping they won’t notice if you ply them with enough bad dancing and cherry blossom tea. 

Step 5: Regain control over Bucky to use him as a human shield of sorts while you continue to find and eliminate the serum while Bucky and Sam eliminate the evil super soldiers. 

Step 6: Repeat Original Plan– only this time, get Bucky’s self-loathing to such a level that he hates his super self and everyone super around him and is willing to kill them. 

Step 7: Go free after the once-Winter Soldier systematically eliminates the remaining Avengers and all other super soldiers from the planet, along with anyone who could recreate serum. 

Step 8: Go to a club and dance in victory. 

Problem: Sam and Bucky are in love and Bucky is free now. 

Solution: …. shit…

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Everyone ships Bucky and Sam, but you know what’s even better? Add Zemo into the mix. Make them a throuple. I love them so much and I will die for them.

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Somebody is going to be the worlds first space pirate and probably just for the title alone.

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“Padfoot. Are you barking mad? You’ll blow the entire operation.” HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX (2007) dir. David Yates

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Sam Wilson in THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER (1.03) “Power Broker”

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Bucky Barnes + ‘smiles’ - 1.02 the star spangled man

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Teft by vitriol314

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with all that’s happening every day please remember that there is an epidemic of violence against trans people, particularly black trans women, and that anti-trans and essentialist rhetoric gets people killed

if you want to help you can donate to an org that supports black trans people

if you cannot donate then at the very least please take a second to read about the issues that affect the trans community and how you can help in your life every day to change minds and to protect and fight for trans people

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modern au

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hogwarts house quotes #6

Slytherin: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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