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Every single boss Delirium can transform into, with the exception of hush’s second form, which remains unused in the game’s files.

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I thought you made your comics so senpai would notice you?

senpai notices me whenever i look in a mirror

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Do not let Tumblr make you think:

Okay, I am going to go and explain every single point on this post because none of y’all seem to get it.

That doing drugs makes you cool.

Doing drugs does NOT make you cool. It makes you look like a fucking loser because you don’t know how to solve your problems in a healthier way. I’ve seen drugs take away from people and it is seriously painful to watch somebody you care about ruin themselves over stupid crap that doesn’t matter. Rise above that, and quit while you can. Please.

That being rude to your parents is okay

Some backlash came out of this saying that you don’t have to respect abusive parents. That’s fine. I get it. However, if you have an attitude problem and don’t want to listen to any authority whatsoever, that is not fine. If your parents love you, love them back.

That being straight means you aren’t a person

Straight jokes are very abundant on this website. Shitting on other people for being straight doesn’t solve the problem of shitting on other people for being lgbtqa+. I know all of this privilege shit is involved but you are being a hypocrite if you don’t like being criticized for traits beyond your control and then you go do it to someone else who doesn’t deserve it. Grow up.

That being controversial all the time is cool and will get you friends

Being controversial all the time by talking about politics and religion is NOT the way you get friends. As a matter of fact, it is probably the fastest way to LOSE friends in the book. Idk about you guys, but it’s really annoying to me when people on here are always on here wanting to dox Donald Trump supporters or tear down Confederate flags because they don’t agree with their viewpoints. Again, grow up, and realize that not everybody is like you. Being open-minded is more than just accepting left-wing. You also have to accept other opinions from right-winged people, even if you don’t agree with them. It works both ways.

That being blatantly rude to people to get your point across is okay

It’s not okay to go to somebody and tell them that they are being a misogynistic dickhead. You wouldn’t say that to somebody face-to-face, so why would you say that here? I personally have to work on that myself, but just realize that there is a face behind that screen, and furthermore, everybody gets so triggered here that you might trigger someone by saying things like that. If you really cared about those people, you would respect the fact that they have feelings too.

That being white makes you by default evil

Minorities keep using “these dumbass white folks” on a lot of posts, and even some narcissistic white people are saying that “all white people are racist” (Milo Stewart is a great example of this). I hope by saying that shit, you are also realize that you are being racist yourself, because newsflash: hating somebody for the color of their skin, is, by definition, racism. I know everybody keeps saying “white ppl have privileged” this “white ppl are not oppressed” that, but if you are somebody that says those things to defend themselves for saying hurtful things, you are just trying to give yourself a free pass to be an asshole, and literally nobody will like you. As a matter of fact, you will give those privileged people more ammunition against you and the group of people that you are trying to defend. Same goes for the third bullet point.

That having a mental illness is cool

This was worded horribly, and I can see how people interpreted this wrong. I didn’t mean “you aren’t cool if you have a mental illness”, of course you can be cool! Just as long as you aren’t mean to people, that’s fine! What I meant is by somebody impressionable coming onto this website for the first time, see all the posts about people wanting to kill themselves (i.e. the depression side of this website), and they might think it’s some fun thing to have when it isn’t. It’s incredibly difficult to deal with on a day-to-day basis.

That cutting yourself is okay

Self-explanatory. This goes for depression blogs.

That being a male means you are a rapist

That all men are evil, misogynistic monsters

That misandry is okay

Misandry DOES exist. It is prevalent on half the posts on this website where people joke about men getting afraid of tampons, or try writing a fake story about the entire train clapping, or even turning body positivity for men into a joke by replacing images of mannequins with stupid pictures of actors or fictional characters. While I personally prefer to hang out with girls because a lot of guys at my school are douchebags, I don’t go about saying “men are evil!!11!” “men are the reason for the world being horrible!!1!” because I know there are nice men out there who will love and respect people. I’m one of those men who want to step up and be a friend to everyone, and it really hurts when I see posts like that on my feed (oh and before you say “you must not have any real problems then”, I get harassed almost all the time for being autistic and being different from everyone else). The fact that I try to be nice to everyone is the reason why it hurts to see so much toxicity and hate on this website. We’re all here trying to respect one another and fight for rights and shit but meanwhile we are separating ourselves further and further from each other. Why can’t we all learn to respect each other?

That doxxing people’s personal information is okay if they said something you don’t like

I cannot believe I actually have to explain this, but by doxxing somebody for something they said, you are stripping them of their 1st Amendment right to Freedom of Expression. While I may not agree with what some people have to say about certain topics, I’m not an immature brat who starts hacking people because they don’t know how to control their anger. And on top of that, doxxing is illegal to begin with. Please don’t support it. It’s toxic af.

That tumblr should be your vital source for controversial issues

Please do not use tumblr as a source for social justice. For most of the posts on here, all it takes is a five second Google search to prove a post horribly wrong.

That school doesn’t matter

People on here like to complain about the American Education System, and while I agree there is a lot wrong with it, you just have to suck it up and get through it like everyone else. If you try your best, you will succeed and you will not have to go back there anymore.

That being narcissistic is cute

Being narcissistic ISN’T cute. It makes you look like a selfish, self-entitled prick. There’s a difference between loving yourself and having a massive ego that you place in front of you at any given moment, such as tweeting a “clapback” or giving somebody “savage” (yeah, cyber-bullying, real funny guys).

That making a minor mistake on a post will make the world hate you

People on this website seriously need to learn to let shit go. If a post dies, it dies, and it should stay dead. Typically, this happens to people who say some immature stuff when they are like 14, and even though they may be 18 and applying for college, that post they wrote is STILL going around, and OP is still getting anon hate for it. It usually gets to the point where OP has to delete their blog(s), and if you don’t think there is something wrong with that, idk what to tell you.

That the world is a horrible place

The most controversial point on here. The world is what you make it. If you involve yourself so much into this website, all you will be thinking about is controversial issues, memes about depression, and calling out bigots, and it will make you feel like shit. The entire vibe of this website is extremely negative and everybody on here is a pessimist. Try looking on the bright side of things for once. Go outside, take a walk, talk to some friends or family, just anything besides being in a dark LCD-screen-lit room just mindlessly scrolling for hours. I made that mistake in freshman and sophomore year of high school and my sanity dropped significantly. I do not want to get back on that path, and you should do everything possible to avoid it.

So why did I make this post? Because I am sick of seeing everybody tormenting and harassing each other on here, and the mean comments to other people can get to them. Yeah, maybe I’m not as oppressed as other people may be, but I still have problems socially. I come on here to find funny memes, maybe some art, etc. but it just makes me feel worse about myself when I see mean comments directed towards cis, white males. Remember, they have feelings too.

Please reblog this version, and I want this shown to everybody who keeps giving this post shit or changing the subject matter to bread.

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Being transgender is not cute

Being transgender is not fun

Being transgender is not quirky

Being transgender is not cool

Being transgender is not a political statement

Being transgender is not something for you to make ridiculous spinoffs of so you can feel included

Being transgender is a serious, life threatening medical condition and it’s time tumblr stopped fucking glorifying it and trying to make up these fake genders, otherkin, and transracial bullshit so that moronic cis people can feel fucking special

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Common Trender Arguments

“You don’t experience gender like I do!”

You’re right. But neither do you. You either experience gender dysphoria or you do not. I’m not here to argue your “male feelings uwu”. If ya ain’t comfortable as a girlie, you may have dysphoria.

“Gender is a spectrum!”

The god awful term “gender expression” can be on a spectrum. Wear a tie with a tee and a tutu and work boots and you’re all over the place. Doesn’t mean you’re a fairy construction worker. Dysphoria often fluctuates which can lead to this misconception.

“I’m not dysphoric, I just don’t like being a girl and would be happier as a man (visa versa)”

Congrats my friend, that sounds like dysphoria!

“I’m non binary because I like to wear dresses and make up but also want a penis”

Do you feel upset or uncomfortable when these stereotypical female things lead you to be misgendered? If yes, please refer to my previous answer.

“Some days I’m a boy, some days I’m a girl”

Dysphoria can fluctuate, and it often does. That does not mean a day that you feel effeminate you are a girl. You can’t have both.

“I don’t hate myself so I don’t have dysphoria”

Dysphoria is simply a disconnect between brain and body (in the scope of gender, that is). Some people feel minimal dysphoria while others, such as myself, need to take drastic measures to alleviate it.

“You’re gatekeeping!” Having requirements that physicians use to evaluate someone’s life altering medical condition is akin to words having definitions. I can’t wake up tomorrow and decide table means chair.

And my all time favorite, drum roll please

“You’re an asshole/ dick/ etc” YUP THANKS FOR NOTICING

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You have no idea little Trunks! 😜

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weird things I’ve heard in TF2

An in-depth debate about what Jim Carrey movies are the best

2 guys arguing about pasta and one of them shouting “Al Dente doesn’t mean tender, you fuck!”

Asking how many dicks we’d suck for a billion dollars

admin put it to a vote, top answer was 1,000

Some guy reading aloud Fifty Shades of Grey

same guy reading TF2 smut fic

At least 3 games of Would You Rather

Half the server was drunk and singing Christmas carols

Got into a discussion about pie and traded recipes with an old guy

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i can’t handle this

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“…you will never know the joy, the love beyond feeling that resonates in the heart of a father as he looks upon his son.”

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STILES FUCKING STILINSKI ONLY HAS FEW MINUTES TO TALK TO HIS FRIENDS WHO ARE IN OTHER FUCKING DIMENTION AND HE IS WORRIED ABOUT IF LYDIA REMEMBERS THAT HE LOVES HER

WHAT IS LIFE

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You said to remember I love you