your-friendly-local-mattress
your-friendly-local-mattress
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STOP SENDING ME DONATION ASKS. I WILL BLOCK YOU ON SIGHT. i am, in fact, a grown ass bitch https://mattsbio.straw.page
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It's still technically July, I'm on time to be in the ballpark of appropriate!!
I'm sorry I wasn't here for your actual birthday, King. I was fighting my demons 😔
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deeply endearing
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SHSL Achilleans 1-3-1
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Propaganda Below:
Ryoma Hoshi:
- none
SHSL Imposter:
- I'm gonna be honest I have NO idea if they like men or not, but i personally think that they REALLY had chemistry with Ryota Mitarai !! (And like im a multishipper so I guess we could ship him with literally any dude from sdr2 and it would probably work😭)
- But here's the catch... I think we ALL agree that our Twogami deserves attention and love from the fandom. And I uhm... I personally think that it would be REALLY funny if he won simply out of spite👅
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saw the light (started using the web version of Tumblr because my app has gone to shit)
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i support celestia ludenberg … she was literally cuntfest and yall get mad at her for lying but turn around and love kokichi
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augh back to the incomprehensible fuckery again /aff
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got flashbanged by ebony fucking her brother, what the incest
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ebony's more bisexual than she used to be I think
good for her
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rip ebony dark'ness dementia raven way you would have loved class of 09
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where the fuck did Willow come from??? i thought she disappeared wkkcks
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I think I like the sex scenes without spellcheck tbh
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HALLELUJAH HOLY SHIT TARA FINALLY GOT SPELLCHECK
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my immortal deserves an iceberg video because holy shit I'm lost
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wait Raven killed herself—i wonder if that's why the spelling's gotten so much more incomprehensible
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this book might be my Roman empire because genuinely what is going on
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HOW DID THE SPELLING GET EVEN WORSE
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