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[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

when you don't have enough brains left over the babies go to the next largest place

hence the thigh

dw guys Hypnos told me we're well educated

lady Athena, how are babies born?

Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, a mental connection is formed, and a baby springs forth from the mother's thoughts. Don't ask how the children have a belly button.

.........Lady Athena, no-

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

not really, he's cringe as hell actually

and he's crying :( please make him happy and sleep, i'll ask my brother to give you good dreams

I've just discovered something called sleep

Have y'all heard of this shit before?

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

hey my dad is yelling at me for laughing at this post please fucking sleep he needs this job

I've just discovered something called sleep

Have y'all heard of this shit before?

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

i don't feel it either

Intro

Name: Connor Stoll

Godly Parent: Hermes

Siblings: @travis-stollllllllll and a bunch others 

prns: he/him

sexuality: bisexual!!

gender: trans man/masc :)

relationship status: single (for now ;])

Anywho hello! Im Connor Stoll head councillor of the Hermes cabin and the younger (and significantly) better Stoll brother! I’m always here to talk and help out around camp! Have a great afternoon!

Friends: 

@miranda-gardiner  one of my best friends, she deserves a break!

@cabinseventheaterchick  so incredibly awesome! should def be payed for all this bs

@sike--no--psyche  really nice (and really cute)

@cecil---markowitz little brother B)

@malcolm-pace-is-tired  poor guy, also kinda stupid

@thanatoss-favorite-demigod  idk you that well but you seem chill

@melly-stoll  my alternate universe daughter 

@dakota-stoll my alternate universe son

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

happy pride month assholes

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

User Poll!!! Please give us your feedback users!!!!

This is part of our Pride Month Polls!!! If you have any suggestions for other Pride Month Poll Questions, feel free to send them in!!!

Dividers are from @animatedglittergraphics-n-more

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it's because the bear wouldn't kill me just for being a woman. the bear doesn't kill me for fun. the bear can be shouted at, and will leave me alone. the bear won't make a tiktok complaining about how i crossed to the other side of the path when i saw him coming. if a bear kills me, it's just being a bear: it cannot understand logic. it is not acting out of malice - just fear or hunger.

bell hooks once wrote about how porches might be the only outside space left for women - it is still the domain of the house while it is also outside-but-safe. when i am in the woods, i am in the bear's home, and he has a right to defend his property. outside spaces - anywhere at night, certain parks in the day - those are often implicitly "owned" by men. i cannot explain the feeling of knowing when you have entered a man's "territory." you walk into a place and just know you are in their space. you get a sick sense - you're in danger.

the other day a group of about 8 men were fooling around in the woods while i walked my dog. i had to go around, take the extra 3 miles just to avoid them. it's okay, i like walking. this wasn't even a #feminism moment. it was just a tuesday.

what a plain and easy question. only one of the situations is seen as a tragic accident. i would rather die and have a park bench erected in my honor rather than have my family questioned about why they let me, an adult, walk in the woods in the first place when i should really be at home in the kitchen.

i worked in retail and food service. i have had women say and do absolutely heinous and abusive things to me - not because i was a woman, but because i was there, and they were angry. the way men treated me when angry was different - it was because i was a woman. you can always feel the difference, how there's an undertone of i'd hurt you worse if i could get away with it. i keep seeing people try to cite stupid statistics. why is there always a strange rage whenever women agree on things? like men can argue their way out of our lived experiences? it isn't a buzzfeed quiz - which of these traumas are you? 10 super cute ways not to fear strange men.

i have actually (thrice!) seen a bear in the wild, by the way. i died each time, obviously, and am a ghost writing to you. (it was scary but completely and utterly fine). the second encounter was a black bear with her cub. she looked at me like - do we have to do this or are we good? my dog was busy sniffing a bush, completely nonreactive. i felt like i was in a sitcom: feminist poet reacts - does she actually mean she'd choose the bear? my only thought was - she's so beautiful. her paws are massive.

and there's a part of me that feels the rage spinning out in a corner. why do we have to come up with quippy little comments in order to teach men empathy. would you rather die in a car accident or due to a mugging? and would you rather your house burn down due to an electrical fire or due to arson? gee willikers - it's almost like we're human people, and want to risk the accident versus the intention.

i would rather my last thought be oh shit, a bear rather than i'm a person too. why doesn't that matter? why don't you care?

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™️💀🐝✌️🫃 ah yes, the trademark death by bumble bee made peace with mpreg

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

Thank goodness. I was not ready to have to become cabin counselor.

When did my brother get sent on a quest? Was I asleep?

-@your-favorite-sleeper-queen

Heyyy, he got sent on some quest for something or other like a week ago. But he’s back now :) - Nyssa Barrera ⚒️🗡️

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

brb gonna go vomit

@rainbowgods-favoriteson @thalia-thehuntress @that-avenging-demigod @that-hijabi-loki-spawn @magnus-falafelking @leo-valdez-graaa

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒: 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ "𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 + 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒," 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑔 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒...

I am primarily made up of water, lily pads, and animals with wings, it seems. Thanks for letting me reveal this about myself, @fawndlyvenus!

I shall tag @livsoulsecrets @everybody-hit-the-pyro-cue @lisaxdhehe @randomia-in-wonderland @otherships200 and @kinnbig with absolutely no expectations.

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

My contribution to the “show!percy fucking looks like will solace” identity crisis

This crossover amuses me greatly actually

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

can me and @rainbowgods-favoriteson come? with clovis of course. I can carry him home if he falls asleep.

To whom it may concern: @that-dam-son-of-poseidon and I are now engaged! The wedding is currently being planned. Stay tuned!

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

I get cranky when random campers get to sleep in my bed because SOMEONE let them

Hey!

New Camper here! A little late to the party, not gonna lie!

I’m pretty sure my dad is Hypnos, but I’m not sure?

I kept having dreams about this place and now I’m here…

Anyways, anyone from the Hypnos cabin wanna give me some pointers on how things work in there?

- A Half asleep Half-blood

Heyo! Hypnos cabin kid here, I’d say If your dreams get to bad just come to the cabin, it usually calms them down after a few days of resting. Also if you need help dream warping I’m always here, same with looking at peoples memories :) - Clovis ☁️💤

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

Oh thank the Lord. You help with nightmares? I have this recurring one ever since I left the Titan Army, where there’s this really gruesome battlefield… terrifying enough on it’s own, but recently I’ve been worried about Ethan Nakamura since he’s slowly making his way back here, and I just—I keep seeing him among the dead. Any advice?

—Kat Carter, @cabinseventheaterchick

Yeah. When I was very little, my mother used to tell me when i had recurring nightmares that it was my mind trying to tell me what it was scared of. We used to stay up and make a list of reasons the nightmare was upsetting, and what they might mean.

The lists probably aren't what helped the most, after all, I see my dad in dreams a lot, so he might've helped me out, but I remember those times happily.

Of course, I have no reason to leave you homesick or in need. Lie down, and I'll fix it all for you...

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

Clovis I appreciate your helpfulness but if you let one more person fall asleep in my bed because “you snooze you lose” you will lose

Hey!

New Camper here! A little late to the party, not gonna lie!

I’m pretty sure my dad is Hypnos, but I’m not sure?

I kept having dreams about this place and now I’m here…

Anyways, anyone from the Hypnos cabin wanna give me some pointers on how things work in there?

- A Half asleep Half-blood

Heyo! Hypnos cabin kid here, I’d say If your dreams get to bad just come to the cabin, it usually calms them down after a few days of resting. Also if you need help dream warping I’m always here, same with looking at peoples memories :) - Clovis ☁️💤

[your-favorite-sleeper-queen]

Happy Solar Eclipse Day!!

Enjoy but please don’t look directly at the sun!! (CHB’s medic will never forgive you.)