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All girls in their 20’s should get a studio apartment for free. To live in alone.

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Banner ads found on Blockbuster.com (2001-2003)

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Twister (1996) dir. Jan de Bont

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TWISTER (1996) dir. Jan de Bont

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Dellamorte Dellamore Michele Soavi, 1994

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i just found out THIS is what happens when you search up alex trebec and i just want to declare my love to whoever did this

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Jeremy Allen White for Calvin Klein

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there's three truths in the world:

black friday will always be a scam

the government will always get it wrong

and the best, most memorable performance will always be philip seymour hoffman's 10 min screen time in a movie you didn't even know he was in

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they hate to hear a girlboss singing

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I sourced the Rodman World Tour clip so you didn’t have to

Dennis invites Pat Smear, Kelsey Grammer, and Laura Leighton around for a poker game because content

Dennis asks Laura what Tori Spelling is like

Melrose Place is, shockingly, not 90210

Pat enjoys this

Turns out it’s boring as hell to watch people playing cards so Pat ‘raises the stakes’ by suggesting the loser gets kissed

Laura: “Why did I end up in this game?” You: “Same question”

The poker party quickly falls apart as a pretence for Pat frenching Kelsey Grammer and now you’ve got that scene played twice to process as you need to

But now Pat’s all flouncy because Kelsey didn’t squirm like he wanted him to

It ends in a “freaky” shot of them jumping into Rodman’s pool and nothing else happens at all but look at these goofy kids

It’s so tame that I want to walk in with a tray of Rice Krispie Treats

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I'm once again being so normal about them.

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Let’s get me out of this skirt.

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my thought on this song is that Father John Misty heard a Spoon song and was like “yeah. I gotta make one of my own”