youneedcriss
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
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Michelle, 21, AquariusThis is just a messy, scattered, colorful version of my thoughts.
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youneedcriss · 7 years ago
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all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name
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youneedcriss · 7 years ago
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I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. 
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youneedcriss · 7 years ago
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I looked through four photo albums just to find this picture of my dad from the eighties when he was living in england. It was worth it.
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My favorite thing from the internet today.
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NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.
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youneedcriss · 7 years ago
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“Everybody eats.” 🔊
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what a shocker
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youneedcriss · 7 years ago
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When i was like 13 was allowed to use the internet unrestricted for the first time and i spent a lot of time on Runescape. One of the people i talked to on there was this person who had much higher levels than me in every skill and had, to my perception, a seemingly overflowing amount of game resources. One day i was taking about wishing i could get gold ore to level my smithing and not having access to any and they like “here, you can have this gold that i have” and just gave me this big stack and i was like “i don’t even have anything to offer back”. They told me they didn’t need anything and just wanted to be nice. I said that they didn’t have to and what they told me honestly has stuck with me since, they said “life’s too short to spend it being mean to people” and like it’s such a simple thing to say but combined with their actions and the weight they bore to me at the time was hugely influential on my outlook on life and the way i treat others. I don’t know who that person is but they changed my life that day and I’m so thankful to them.
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Linsday Lohan comments on her experience of wearing a headscarf in America while studying Islam - an experience that is a reality for many Hijabi-wearing Muslim Women. 
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apparently being exposed as an untrustworthy president is “unfair” but okay
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instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross
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that’s the last straw
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