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some wonderful creamthing fanart

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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Turtle ducks!

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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

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Normal people who I'm scared of:

White women who dye their hair firetruck red and have big tattoos. This could be a confirmation bias but I feel like every single one I've met has been capable of murder, especially the nice ones

Teenage girls with the Fake Eyelash + Inch Long Acrylics combo. How do you put them on. How do you AFFORD them. Taking out hits? Please don't hurt me

Any middle aged white dude with a beard wearing a camo pattern hoodie. This one isn't personal you just remind me of my uncle. I feel like you have a compound bow in your truck

Really tiny, really skinny moms with their hair makeup and nails did. Like with the bleached Brazilian blowout and the leggings. The worlds we live in are so different that seeing you in Walmart makes me feel like I've heard the voice of Cthulu. I understand and yet I cannot comprehend. I feel like an ogre

Old couples with crusty white dogs. I don't know how to ask this without sounding like a murderer but how does your skin smell cold. You smell like installing a shag carpet inside of a walk-in freezer. You smell like how I imagine dying in space wearing slippers would smell like. Am I the only one. What the fuck

Nurses. I don't know anything about you but the fact that yall can exist out of uniform and beyond the hospital bothers me for some reason. I see a nurse off duty with scrubs on and that's whatever but if I met someone in regular clothes and they were like "I'm a nurse" I'd be like AAH. Only for like a second though. Cannot explain but I am sorry

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YOU hates terfs

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yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

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sometimes romantic lunter is Extremely Necessary. because then luz can tell people "i'm in an ethical polycule with an unethically sourced boyfriend. no no don't worry, the relationship is totally healthy and normal. he's just a necromancied corpse"

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i hope i am not only a mutual to you but also someone you can point at a fictional character and go "oh shit that guy on tumblr is super fucking mentally unwell about that one" about

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Last group hug of the OTRA tour in Sheffield, 10/31/15.

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Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers