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“an attempted kidnapping that seems to have no real explanation-” *proceeds to show a masked man attempting to kidnap a jewish child from a visibly jewish father while on their way to Shabbat services*

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im have many thinge to say, such as, mrrp. mrew. brrrrrrrnp !

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battlinge the curtains this morninge

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I do really just love gansey & ronan in their description as brothers. we talk about it was his smile that buried Ronan, but hardly ever alongside the fact that it was because gansey reminded him of matthew.

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This is me♡♡

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my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

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some wonderful creamthing fanart

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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Turtle ducks!

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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

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Normal people who I'm scared of:

White women who dye their hair firetruck red and have big tattoos. This could be a confirmation bias but I feel like every single one I've met has been capable of murder, especially the nice ones

Teenage girls with the Fake Eyelash + Inch Long Acrylics combo. How do you put them on. How do you AFFORD them. Taking out hits? Please don't hurt me

Any middle aged white dude with a beard wearing a camo pattern hoodie. This one isn't personal you just remind me of my uncle. I feel like you have a compound bow in your truck

Really tiny, really skinny moms with their hair makeup and nails did. Like with the bleached Brazilian blowout and the leggings. The worlds we live in are so different that seeing you in Walmart makes me feel like I've heard the voice of Cthulu. I understand and yet I cannot comprehend. I feel like an ogre

Old couples with crusty white dogs. I don't know how to ask this without sounding like a murderer but how does your skin smell cold. You smell like installing a shag carpet inside of a walk-in freezer. You smell like how I imagine dying in space wearing slippers would smell like. Am I the only one. What the fuck

Nurses. I don't know anything about you but the fact that yall can exist out of uniform and beyond the hospital bothers me for some reason. I see a nurse off duty with scrubs on and that's whatever but if I met someone in regular clothes and they were like "I'm a nurse" I'd be like AAH. Only for like a second though. Cannot explain but I am sorry

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YOU hates terfs

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yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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