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" I mean I'm a killjoy and I'm telling                       you 'no'. That's not safe. "

"What do you mean no?"

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" It's not safe. If there was less risk                      involved, I'd say 'go for it!'. "

"Why?"

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" No. "

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[ g r i n s ]

Oh, count me in 100%. I could use some nice lady time. It'd be a nice change from being stuck in a lab or conference room all the time.

О, Боже… [ sighs; rubs her eyes to ward off the headache. ] Let me offer you an escape from these idiots. Maria and I were planning a surprise getaway trip for Sharon’s next birthday. It would be more fun—and more relaxing—with all the ladies present, da? Will you come?

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Why so evasive?

Why? Why so worried?

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Because you never asked. Or noticed the sign he had on his counter.

- I—

'Course I will— Why was I not told this before

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And you're sure about it? Nothing's bothering you at all? Not even a tiny bit?

I think everything is fine.

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You tell me.

Everything okay?

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I've been pretty busy myself, actually.

I'll tell you, it's not easy being a fashion designer and cute butt-kicker of baddies at the same time.

Busy. That’s the best way to put it. And you?

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Sit down. Let's chat. Have a nice conversation for a change.

…Fine. No, I wouldn’t want to deprive you of anything. You have my full attention.

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Fudged. Right.

But you're right. you'd think by now they would have better uniforms for missions where not everything is shadows. Something nice and white.

[of course, after a bad mission, the white wouldn't look so nice with splotches of red smeared across it.]

I’m starting to think it’s a trend with SHIELD. The whole dark enough to blend into anything look. When it starts snowing; they’re fucked.

—Fudged. I meant…fudged…

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That would be my daughter's pig, then. Thank you for returning it and not turning it into bacon.

I think I am, actually. Here to return a pig—

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jameshammer

Sweetheart, you look lost.

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You mean you'd deprive your loving mother of a nice conversation with her little bug?

But home was kinda the place I was going to make sure no one did stop by and make me talk to them. [ fake pouts ]

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I'll take your word for it, dear.

It's a very smart idea. Unless a walking target is what you're looking for. A darker color scheme will help her blend in with shadows. Goodness knows most places that are considered 'out in the field' are shadowy enough.

She’s a hot tamale as she is, trust me.

—You’re right, though. Anything flashy would turn her into a walking target. I figure keeping the colour scheme close to dark colours is—er…smart? 

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A very pleasant one.

How are you, Betty?

A pleasant one I hope?

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Because you don't just take things without permission.

It's rude.

—— But…cookies. Why do you need permission to take cookies from a jar?