Im 17 and ive been single since the womb.... i wish that was a joke hahahahahahhaplsdatemehahahah
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Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game
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Me: PARKER DID I BLUFF?
You: who is Parker my name is Ben
me: send me pics
you: what u wanna see?(;
me: spiderman
you: what?
me:
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Broken Shower Gets The Best Fix
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even if my titties arent physically big, the’re spiritually big, and thats what matters
even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters
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im so glad i watched thx
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Please stop what you are doing for 13 seconds and watch this:
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i love being from FL
A master post of all the hurricane events I’ve seen so far. Tag yourselves.
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when the teacher starts with the “the bell doesnt dismiss you i do” BS
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same
gaga driving to the super bowl by herself in her matte black Lamborghini is one of the best things I have ever seen
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Another one who broke me silent
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she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear
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THE GUY IS SO PROUD OF HIM AND LOOK AT THE DOG FACE HE BEEN PREPPING FOR THIS HIS WHOLE LIFE
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OK but have you guys ever got the bright idea to look at videos under the “dog” tag?? It’s like an endless supply of silly dog videos haha
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