Text
I have never been more nervous for a date before than today... what the heck is wrong with me
32 notes
·
View notes
Photo
244K notes
·
View notes
Photo
5K notes
·
View notes
Note
nothing to be proud about eating meat tbh
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
765K notes
·
View notes
Photo
14K notes
·
View notes
Note
What if instead of abducting cows, aliens just picked cows up and got them over the fence to escape.
131K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Modern Baseball // The Thrash Particle
Favourite song right now. My photo and edit
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
when you’ve freshly killed someone and need a solid alibi
when you take a selfie with someone you lowkey hate
282K notes
·
View notes
Text
i stop liking ppl becuse i realize i am too ugly for love
84K notes
·
View notes