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REBLOG IF YOU become immune to a joke

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i’m so in love with domestic sweetness.

cooking dinner with the one you love while they wrap their arms around you. taking quick kiss breaks in between folding fresh laundry. washing each other’s hair in the shower. giggling and rolling around in the fresh sheets you both just finished putting on. dusting while showing off your latest dance moves and having your sweetheart show off their vocals.

it’s so comforting to have someone that you just enjoy making a home with. because chores done with someone you love isn’t such a chore after all.

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Imagine courting a girl the old fashioned way. Like writing love letters and poems for eachother. Imagine wooing her with gifts addressed to her. Imagine shyly kissing her hand when you greet each other and talking her out for romantic walks along a canal in the countryside. God I'm gay and yearning

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ALRIGHT NERDS, RAFFLE TIME

SEE THESE? THESE ARE EXTRA COPIES OF THE HARDCOPY VERSION OF MY BOOK AND IM GONNA RAFFLE THEM OFF

THREE WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN IN ROUGHLY TWO DAYS TIME FROM THE NOTES OF THIS POST

BOTH LIKES AND REBLOGS WILL COUNT IN YOUR FAVOR SO FEEL FREE TO RB MULTIPLE TIMES

IF YOU ARE CHOSEN, I WILL CONTACT YOU AND SIGN YOUR COPY

IF YOU DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH ANY OF THIS RAFFLE HOGWASH AND JUST WANT A COPY YOU CAN PURCHASE ONE HERE

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT SO FAR I COULDNT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU

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Happy lesbian day of visibility to all of you useless lesbians!!!

Today we celebrate lesbianism and the visibility we get. We celebrate our spaces and our culture, and we send each other love and support 💗

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Is there a support group for being a Useless Lesbian™️

I’ll take the premium membership

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Slytherin: Okay guys, we have to start thinking straight.

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: How

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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania

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Lesbian culture is not wanting to casually date and just waiting to meet your wife

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My favorite bit of folk medicine is that we’re supposed to take wormwood for intestinal parasites. It’s actually really effective, which is how wormwood got its name, but the reason it’s effective is that wormwood is literally just poison and it happens to kill the worms slightly faster than it kills you.

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Reblog if you can’t wait to be the fun gay aunt one day

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y’all: my love language is ‘words of affirmation’!

me, an intellectual: praise kink

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The differences between rain water and storm water.

I myself got pretty confused when i first started as i thought rain water and storm water were the same thing. I’m not sure if this is a problem among other witches, but they are different and its super important!!

Rain water:

Rain water is water from any common rain or light shower (not a literal shower;).

Its often used as a base for cleansing, weather magick and is associated with new starts and luck.

Storm water:

Storm water is water from any heavy storm featuring thunder and/or lighting.

It can be used to deflect curses, however it can also be the base for many curses to make it more powerful (I am no way promoting the use of curses, just listing what this type of water can be used for.). It can also be used to move through memories or regrets and is used in weather magick, water magick and once again, curses.

I hope this helps everyone a little!

You may reblog but please don’t repost!!

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if it’s not gay then what’s the point

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again