Animal crossing is cool because if you give that axolotl fruit he teaches you human emotions
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😸😻😽
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Every high school kid in the US rn
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Me seducing my date after they buy me food
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someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body
me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot
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Minty is just cold spicy
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Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice
Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action
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there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win
i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move
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IF BUCKY AND THANOS HEAD BUTTED BUCKY WOULD KILL HIM
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I’m losing my shit avhsqafgshssb
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