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The Cavemanon Files

This documentation is regarding Cavemanon. They are an independent development team that created Snoot Game (the parody of proudly LGBT indie game Goodbye Volcano High) and its spiritual successor, I Wani Hug That Gator!, which released on Steam February 14th, 2024.

The vast majority of this information had been compiled over the past few months by an independent team, and Caliber (ex-Cavemanon developer who worked on Snoot Game, credited as “Spigot The Bear Anon”), has volunteered to be the primary contact regarding this documentation.

Regarding the company’s newest game, I Wani Hug That Gator!, Cavemanon failed to pay wages towards many members of the development team, with the few members who did get paid being forced to sign a potentially fraudulent NDA contract and being offered as little as $50 for their work on a game that is estimated to have made $15k-$20k within a week of its launch. Among the people not paid – wages, royalties or otherwise – includes the creator of the concept, Loanshark, who had begun it as a passion project with his friends before Cavemanon took it over.

Additionally, “Nerd”, the head of Cavemanon and the originator of the Snoot Game idea, is openly anti-LGBT; he has admitted that anti-LGBT messages were fundamental to Snoot Game (and he’s upset more people don’t see it that way), and he has attempted to impose his personal views on the fandom. This has included attempting to assert control over moderation teams of an art server, sabotaging a gay mod for Snoot Game and accusing its creator of being a pedo, and having a Wani character be hastily redesigned a week before the game’s launch after finding out the artist had designed her as a transgender woman.

There’s a whole lot more, linked below, with citations in both links and screenshots. Some names and personal info are redacted for people’s safety.

[ download link ] [ backup link 1 ] [ backup link 2 ]

[ Internet Archive ]

(On a personal note: it’s cold comfort to me that I got doxed for calling Snoot Game transphobic, only to find out later that the guy behind it admitted that was the goal all along.)

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gonna make a version of heathers where all the songs are replaced with versions that have been ruined by fandom shit. “move it shaladin” being the opener, the killing stalking cmv for meant to be yours, etc etc

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MOVE IT SHALADIN 😡😡🤬🤬

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Some disco wash mouth elysium goobling

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from the q&a

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curly curly a jimmy behind YOU 💜

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this game got me in a chokehold augghh

(also i figured that this would be my chance to try and practice drawing other body types 👉👈)

original below v

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Gamer so ass that got sock puppet achievement unwillingly

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terrible scene

*maybe*

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all the HTF ad gifs that I could find

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NOTHING STOPS THE SWANTRAIN

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boy quiet boy

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Daisuke my beloved

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mouthwashing

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All my bros throw Jimmy off the ship and stomp his head in 🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️

(( @illusions11 ))