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me watching a clean girl aesthetic tiktok while eating sausage made out of buckwheat and pig blood

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[yorhaemployee]

life is about perspective. I choose to look up at the beautiful blue sky, and ignore the nearby screams of someone being gutted in an alley

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“drunk on the bus” was known in the 21st century as a rudimentary form of teleportation

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i’m all about this life

[yorhaemployee]

If u were a true empath ur son would still be alive

[yorhaemployee]

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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mud is really easy to make, which makes it worthless. but if we got rid of all the water and dirt in the world suddenly it would become worth one million dollars. where does that worth come from? scare city. which is where your ass is moving to.

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thanks.extra sauce by accident but thanks. skin peeled off on accident but thanks. see yall later

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[yorhaemployee]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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anti prison commies so funny like yeah let's just let all the rapists out let them run wild

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[yorhaemployee]

they should make it easier and less scary