yonicfemcel

[yonicfemcel]

HELP!!! I'M EMERGENCY GLUTTONOUS!!! I CAN'T STOP RUINING MY CUT WITH EASTER TREATS!!!

[yonicfemcel]

[yonicfemcel]

just got kissed by a bumblebee

[yonicfemcel]

used to wonder what kind of animal i am (not a furry), am i a cat, am i a mouse? realised i am just a fucking ant. mindless drone fulfilling tasks for everyone around me, not questioning peoples intentions or motives, getting my stupid limbs ripped out all my life carrying heavy boxes, fat beautiful ass but incredibly self conscious about it my whole life

[yonicfemcel]

[yonicfemcel]

Ich bin der Shit und ein Blood - blutiger Stuhl

[yonicfemcel]

I hate Anorexia summer sooo much real bitches are eating burgers extra fries chocolate shake 3 diff sauces Plus a couple beers real bitches Are Eating hella snacks out the fridge Period

[yonicfemcel]

what’s the best gun for killing mormons with?

[yonicfemcel]

basically due to all the rape jokes we will soon have people opening up about rape when the word itself has been so ironified everyone in the room will burst out laughing because they thought of a twitter meme and the victim can't help but chuckle and cant tell his or her story with a straight face. and that's when we will have defeated rape.

[yonicfemcel]

i need to sell my mangas

[yonicfemcel]

creepyrasta

[yonicfemcel]

i miss those phonk edits of shoppingcarts

[yonicfemcel]

it's not 🤡 world it's 🇮🇳 world

[yonicfemcel]

money makes the world go round. all this kvetching is making me rich

[yonicfemcel]

Russian warm milk and nap experiment

[yonicfemcel]

as someone suffering with hypersomnia i still can tell i lost the oppression olympics to insomniacs by a fucking mile. it doesnt even compare. when an insomniac talks i sit and fucking listen

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