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Why would you even make that post about lois
i hate crazy people
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Happy friday afternoon Now we've done it. We've got to the end of the week. We've locked up our warehouses We've parked up our vans We have logged off our computers and I've quickly popped into my favourite local pub for a cheeky pint of beer and look a little bit of early dinner because the wife, I love her dearly, but her cookin' ain't that great. And I've got a stunnin beef and ale pie, bit of mashed potaters, baked beans in a pot which I think is wrong but it's happened anyway and of course a bit of gravy, and you know me, I never look when I pour, cos I am the absolute governor. Listen guys, hope you had a great week, keep on smashin' life, keep givin' it 110%, and don't go home until you're proud. And listen, cheers to you all, you deserve it. Abosh!
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new year celebration has kinda transformed me into a jaded cynic i wont lie. wouldnt surprise me if mightve been killed the way i used to have a gazillion racing thoughts but now they all alligned and i just shrug. not like thats not what i begged for for 5 years
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*talking to a man* all men are gay. they all love dick a lot
*talking to a fujoshi* all men are straight. they love pussy and women
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damn everything fucking changed on here cant leave you chuckleheads for 5 minutes
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my quirky whore wife did this to all the oranges in the house
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