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Actually, I could deal weed...I could get money that way. No, actually I was planning on being a pimp, I'd rake the money in that way. 

What do you plan on paying your apartment with? Sex, alcohol, and weed? Pretty sure none of those will work, sorry dude. You’d find it around, look harder. 

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Screw a job, I don't ever plan to work a day in my life. Sex, alcohol, weed that interests me. I don't see any of that around.

I wish I had something to actually do

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I know, I hate it. I used to have fun, tons of fun. Now I just sit here.

I wish I had something to actually do

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I wish I had something to actually do

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You think you can do that?

I’m going to sing until I don’t have a voice left. 

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You're a lady?

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Wow, someone’s extremely bitchy today. 

That’s no way to talk to a lady.

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Everyone wants me to shut up, so I think I probably should.

I’m going to sing until I don’t have a voice left. 

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You are all a bunch of moody fucks. I'm just having a little fun.

Goddamn, what is with everyone here. Chill out dude. 

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Goddamn, what is with everyone here. Chill out dude. 

Well that’s lovely, I don’t give a shit, have fun. 

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Wow, someone's extremely bitchy today. 

Please stop, my ears are aching.

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I'm going to sing until I don't have a voice left. 

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Wait...are you sure? Already? I don't think they have been in there long enough. I'm not ready yet!

No clue where my boyfriend is hiding but I’m being induced tomorrow….

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He's not sympathetic? That sucks! Of course I care about her, I love her. I loved her before and now she's carrying two of my children, makes me love her that much more. 

Man, I wish my boyfriend was as sympathetic as you. You really care about her, don’t you?

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Yeah, she wakes up for a couple minutes and then goes right back to sleep. I guess she has a good excuse though, carrying two humans is probably tiring. 

Has she really been asleep that long?

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Well, thank you. I'll be sure to tell her when she wakes up...if she ever does. 

Y’all are too cute.

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This girl keeps falling asleep on me, but I guess she has a reason for it

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No, my kids aren't having long ass names. 

Just making sure. Mostly because I don’t want to hyphenate both last names.