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girl lemme get your fax number

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A funny thing about magical girl media is that folks who are broadly aware of the genre but don't take it in tend to assume Pretty Cure is the most G-rated of the lot, based on the fact that it's got brighter colours, frillier costumes, and generally younger-looking protagonists than average – then you actually watch the fight scenes and those squeaky middle schoolers are doing Bruce Lee shit to the monsters.

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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

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no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

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very often i think about this one anecdote from my life that despite being 100% real just seems almost comically tailor-made to prove a point about passport privilege, like it's so on the nose

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lot of posers in the age gap fandom, LOT of posers in the cannibalism fandom, but NOBODY poses harder than a “problematic women enjoyer”

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Markiplier not partnering with Honey because he didn't understand how its business model was profitable with how much it spent on advertising demonstrates a level of thoughtfulness that seems absent in a lot of youtubers.

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talking further abt sonic boom the hit 2014 tv show, the secret sauce to the comedy is really just that everyone is an egocentric loser

characters aren't making jokes for the audience, but for the other characters, because everyone needs to be the funniest person in the room at all times. that's how you get characters just flubbing their bits ("Your Obliteratorbot can't hurt me! I'm unoblibi- unbl- unob- You can't kill me." / "Take that Egg..... ....man. You try coming up with new ones every time.") [I am genuienly convinced that they just kept bloopers in sometimes.], you have characters discussing how to improve their punchlines, you have everyone else reacting to the jokes, threatening to harm each other for bad puns, communaly laughing at the butt of the joke, giving unimpressed stares, hitting each other with hammers, etc.

it's just all a very naturalistic delivery. the voice direction is also top notch, and i could honestly believe any of these people could exist in real life.

every character has the fundamental capacity to be a loser. i've seen this praised as an aspect in atla, funnily enough. NOBODY is ever as cool as they want to be, and that is simply funny as hell.

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Mikhail Gorbachev was the only character besides Mario and Luigi themselves who has appeared in both the live-action (top, "Glasnuts") and animated (bottom, "Plummers Academy") portions of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show series.

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Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like "oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that"

Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don't even use them lmao why would with be different

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She must be thinking about bills, education, food

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when the polycule is all depressed thats the transfem version of ur menstrual cycles syncing up