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For the record, in the US, evidence obtained by an illegal act is admissible as long as the police didn’t commit the illegal act.

As an example, a guy was convicted for counterfeiting because a burglar broke into his house and stole some of the money. The burglar got arrested and the stolen property was used as evidence.

A stolen car that had blood in the trunk was used as evidence to convict the car’s owner of murder.

So even though it’s illegal for Batman to break into Carmine Falcone’s penthouse and steal his diary and paperwork from his home office, if he were to leave it for Gordon on the roof, it’s perfectly admissible for Gordon to use it against Falcone.

Commissioner Gordon: If I shine this light into the sky, a man dressed like Dracula shows up.

Internal Affairs Investigator: I’m not sure how that’s a good use of tax doll-

Commissioner Gordon: He brings us lots of inadmissible evidence.

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Forget Bruce Wayne. Give me Jim Gordon, the nosy neighbour who likes to make sure new-to-town Danny Nightingale is looking after himself, who enjoys inviting the 'kid' over to enjoy a meal while he goes on about his own daughter or gets Danny to open up about his life.

Give me Danny, oddly charmed and highly protective of this paternal figure who isn't actively trying to adopt him. Who likes to check in and make sure the man is actually resting when he gets injured on the job. Who, after many trials and errors, manages to cook a meal and bring it over instead of ordering takeout. Who has someone actively listening to him even if they don't actually understand every word out of Danny's mouth.

And everytime a Bat tries to come around Jim Gordon is on the roof with a broom, waving them off because this is his kid, Bruce! He called dibs!

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Oh what a great AU concept.

Day 2 of Skybridger Week: Jedi Order/No Order 66.

A while back, @littleladymab and I were brainstorming ideas for an AU I affectionately refer to as the Disaster AU, in which Ezra ends up as Anakin’s padawan. It’s truly just the worst Master/Padawan combo.

It also features Luke and Leia growing up in the Jedi Order. We had all sorts of plans for it, but after the first few sketches and brainstorming sessions, we both got sidetracked with other projects. But here’s a finished art for that, as well as some of the sketches that I’d done of Ezra & Luke and Luke & Leia in this AU.

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I’d like to think that two shoulder angels are Clone Wars Anakin and Vader.

First half is NOT my art, but I found it reposted on Pinterest, so I don’t know who the original artist is. If anyone knows, PLEASE TELL ME so I can credit them.

Anyway, just had to finish this masterpiece :)

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Me whenever a story does not go the way I think it should so I dismiss the bad parts and create another headcanon.

E.g. when a character is killed to no purpose in the story or when the protagonists have an uncharacteristic idiot ball in their court.

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A lot of orange 🍊 meows .. sound on 🔊

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The first one is the distraction.

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I can’t tell if Tim caught Damian on purpose or by accident.

Gotham City Subway

The only Robin who can squat during a train ride is Stephanie Brown; sadly, Damian doesn’t currently have the skill.

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Never, the baby needs sleep. It’s like moving a sleeping cat.

Dick: I can't move. Tim's asleep on me.

Jason: Push him off.

Dick: *quiet enraged and offended noises*

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Two beautiful siblings snuggling close! 😻 Follow me for more dog & cat pals!

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gotham rainy nights

i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later

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Aaaaaa!

narcissus at the pond

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Tim Joins the Batfamily Early Prompt:

Gotham County office of Child Permanency and Placement:

Two exhausted workers trolled through their very tall stack of their many cases, and their extremely short stack of available foster homes. As they sorted through the backlog, the office clerk came in and dropped another file on the desk.

"Got another one for you Montero, Whit. Exotic location this time, Bristol Heights."

"Bristol, we haven't had a case from Bristol for two years. The richies either don't hurt their kids or they hide it real well" griped Montero.

Whit opened the file, "Hey Monty, you know the Drakes, from the society pages you're always reading."

"Those wannabe Indiana Jones yuppies? Yeah, what about 'em?"

"They got arrested abroad, Kasnia it says, stealing cultural artifacts."

"HA! Couldn't have happened to a nicer pair of snobs. What's with the report?"

"They've got a seven year old, boy, nanny turned in the report, says the authorities froze the Drakes' assets, she hasn't been paid so she left the kid at Bristol PD."

"So let's add the kid to the placement pile, the Richie Rich kid can deal with foster care I'm sure."

"No dice, the Bristol PD file has an addendum from Gotham PD, says the Drakes got financing for their dig from Sal Maroni, and if their assets are frozen..."

"He might go after the kid, fan-freakin-tastic. Should we give him to GCPD to put in a safehouse or sumthin?"

"Nah, let's pass his case over to Santos, she did the Todd kid's adoption by Wayne, and he is an emergency placement option. He's got great security, we'll see if we can get the kid there. At least there he'll be safe from the Maronis and from foster parents who want his money."

And so it was that Tim Drake, utterly obsessed with following Batman and Robin around Gotham City but not yet aware of their identities was placed in Wayne Manor and the awkward dance of keeping their nightlifes secret while trying to keep him from sneaking out into danger began.

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Hold the phone, you mean to tell me that one of the Ao3 authors I rely on for obscure pairings is simultaneously the author of one of my favorite book series?

Do you think Naomi Novik ever looks at AO3

sees some incest mpreg

and whispers to herself “I never wanted this.”