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What I know about Death Note could be counted on the fingers of one hand but I like Doofenshmirtz so he’s the reason Light goes to jail.

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always liked the idea of Dash finding out Dannys secret identity, i always thought that'd be an interesting dynamic to explore, whether as a ship or just in general

(annd im a sucker for whump and angst around teenage superheroes. Underrated genre 👀)

it would presumably lead to some uncomfortable talks. I imagine Dash wouldn't feel great about some stuff..

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Remember the plumber Thomas Crapper who is often popularly credited as the inventor of the flush toilet.

I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

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I will read this book when it is finished. :)

The Dragon had no interest in burning the fields or devouring the humans who lived there, all they wanted was to be left alone yet the village kept sending sacrifices. One or two was fine but now the introverted dragon had twelve humans filling up their home… things were getting out of hand.

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The idea of a giant twenty ton reptile teaching tweens algebra is fantastic and I cannot thank this book series enough for making it so.

Math Lessons My contribution to the Temeraire Summer 2024 event on AO3! Go read, the writing work is astounding. Bonus commentary and shenanigans below the cut.

Intended to be sometime on the Allegiance returning from the events of Empire of Ivory. I imagine Tem is the best maths teacher any of the kids can find on the ship (or at least knows the most). Demane and Sipho are supposed to be learning to read English here. Emily is best student as always. Dyer is trying his best. Allen is not trying at all but has been roped into making sure Temeraire doesn't teach the young, impressionable minds anything too radical.

Bonus ideas:

Featuring:

Roland and Dyer playing dress-up

Sipho and Demane taking an unsanctioned hammock nap between someone's horns

Sipho is the best artist of the kids I am willing it into existence

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The good boys!

bedtime stories (a mathematics textbook)

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This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

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Jason bides his time patiently. Eventually he’ll get his chance.

After two months of needling Tim to read Sherlock Holmes, Tim gets his shit rocked one night on patrol.

Stuck in bed with a concussion and a casted leg to keep him from running off, Jason plots. At the end of one of his Tim-sitting shifts, just before he switches with Damian, he unplugs Tim’s phone as it’s playing one of the nerd’s tech podcasts.

Damian doesn’t notice, and by the time Jason comes back in for his next shift, Tim’s phone is dead.

“Jason? Please plug my phone back in, it died before Tech of the Future finished.”

“Charger’s on the fritz kiddo, you’ll need a new one.”

“So go get a spare? It’s so boring lying here without something to focus on…”

“Can’t Timbo, gotta stay with the concussed patient at all times.” Out comes a large hardcover.

Tim blinks, “Jason, that had better not be Sherlock Holmes I swear to God it better not.”

“Good guess Timmy. Ahem, A Study in Scarlet, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.”

Tim groans in desperation, but his fate is sealed.

Thirty minutes later, Tim’s already solved the mystery, he thinks, but Holmes’ process is fascinating, and Jason does the voices wonderfully, even professional quality. It’s engrossing after all, he thinks.

As he starts to drift to sleep, Tim’s last coherent thought is a hope that Jason will be nice enough to resume the story from where he fell asleep at, once he wakes up.

Jason is extremely smug once he hears the snoring and puts the book aside to tuck his little brother in. He’ll rib on Tim with “I told you so’s” eventually, but not until he’s well healed up, and has at least gotten through some of his own personal favorites.

(For anyone who wants more Jason reading to Tim, check out Year of Fallen Angels by Maychorian)

Tim Drake has a hatred for Sherlock Holmes, has he ever read the books? No but his dad used to insultingly call him Sherlock as a kid when he was being too nosy or curious and now even when people say it as a compliment it just irks him

Jason being the resident classic literature nerd is dead set on at least having Tim read the books so he can either A. Actually like the books and accept that Sherlock is actually a pretty cool guy to be compared too, or B. Give actual tasteful criticism and insults based on the contents of the book

Jason could care less which happens he’s just tired of Tim ranting about his hatred for Sherlock despite not knowing a thing about Sherlock

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Tim: Sherlock this, Sherlock that, I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that stupid hat

Jason: The hat really isn’t even mentioned in the books, You’d know if you read them

Tim: I’m not reading them, they really can’t be that good in fact Sherlock was so bad even his literal creator wanted nothing to do with him

Jason: Your dad wanted nothing to do with you and you’re still a pretty good detective

*Cue Dick yelling at Jason cause “that wasn’t nice”

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For the record, in the US, evidence obtained by an illegal act is admissible as long as the police didn’t commit the illegal act.

As an example, a guy was convicted for counterfeiting because a burglar broke into his house and stole some of the money. The burglar got arrested and the stolen property was used as evidence.

A stolen car that had blood in the trunk was used as evidence to convict the car’s owner of murder.

So even though it’s illegal for Batman to break into Carmine Falcone’s penthouse and steal his diary and paperwork from his home office, if he were to leave it for Gordon on the roof, it’s perfectly admissible for Gordon to use it against Falcone.

Commissioner Gordon: If I shine this light into the sky, a man dressed like Dracula shows up.

Internal Affairs Investigator: I’m not sure how that’s a good use of tax doll-

Commissioner Gordon: He brings us lots of inadmissible evidence.

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Forget Bruce Wayne. Give me Jim Gordon, the nosy neighbour who likes to make sure new-to-town Danny Nightingale is looking after himself, who enjoys inviting the 'kid' over to enjoy a meal while he goes on about his own daughter or gets Danny to open up about his life.

Give me Danny, oddly charmed and highly protective of this paternal figure who isn't actively trying to adopt him. Who likes to check in and make sure the man is actually resting when he gets injured on the job. Who, after many trials and errors, manages to cook a meal and bring it over instead of ordering takeout. Who has someone actively listening to him even if they don't actually understand every word out of Danny's mouth.

And everytime a Bat tries to come around Jim Gordon is on the roof with a broom, waving them off because this is his kid, Bruce! He called dibs!

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Oh what a great AU concept.

Day 2 of Skybridger Week: Jedi Order/No Order 66.

A while back, @littleladymab and I were brainstorming ideas for an AU I affectionately refer to as the Disaster AU, in which Ezra ends up as Anakin’s padawan. It’s truly just the worst Master/Padawan combo.

It also features Luke and Leia growing up in the Jedi Order. We had all sorts of plans for it, but after the first few sketches and brainstorming sessions, we both got sidetracked with other projects. But here’s a finished art for that, as well as some of the sketches that I’d done of Ezra & Luke and Luke & Leia in this AU.

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I’d like to think that two shoulder angels are Clone Wars Anakin and Vader.

First half is NOT my art, but I found it reposted on Pinterest, so I don’t know who the original artist is. If anyone knows, PLEASE TELL ME so I can credit them.

Anyway, just had to finish this masterpiece :)

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Me whenever a story does not go the way I think it should so I dismiss the bad parts and create another headcanon.

E.g. when a character is killed to no purpose in the story or when the protagonists have an uncharacteristic idiot ball in their court.