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i would stock up on locally grown produce with you any day
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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.
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everyone loves to shit on shoebills like omg this bird is SO SCARY its TERRIFYING which like first of all shut up youre annoying second they are literally just standing there what the hell is your problem
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girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet
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Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.
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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic
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