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mirror pronouns nightmare........

killer would have a field day with neo/nounpronouns

he'd change his prns to fuck/fucks whenever fresh is around and whenever fresh corrects them to funk he'd start crying about how nobody respects him and threatening to "cancel" him. fresh, of course, would not gaf

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killer would have a field day with neo/nounpronouns

he'd change his prns to fuck/fucks whenever fresh is around and whenever fresh corrects them to funk he'd start crying about how nobody respects him and threatening to "cancel" him. fresh, of course, would not gaf

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feels like the multiverse would be more at peace if they just forced those fuckers onto family feud

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i imagine the reason nightmare can't date anyone is because killer keeps convincing whoever he tries to date that they have a "problematic age gap" im ngl

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nightmare has to be in the top 10 haters in fiction list bro was mad at his brother for like 500 years and every single time he sees him it's on sight it doesn't matter the context or what's going on around them he is GETTING THAT BITCH !!

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big fan of the idea of nightmare not actually being immortal nor immune to sickness but instead having an insanely high immune system equivalent

him trying to poison his gang members not to kill them but just to give them symptoms because they annoyed him but he doesn't actually know how much is a fatal amount* for them so he just doses himself and if it impacts him at all he lowers the dose and then just poisons them with it

*i hc higher lv monsters are less susceptible to poison, so unless he somehow finds a book detailing experiments done to monsters with high lv then reasonably he'd have no way of knowing the correct amount. his ass is not running experiments on other people before this he would do this on impulse and nothing else

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slowly breaking the confines of burnout

in another year i will be a menace to the killermare community

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messing with the idea that nightmare totally died during the apple incident and the corrupted nightmare everyone knows is dream's raw unprocessed trauma and unwillingness to accept what happened 🤔 imagine being so distraught that you make up a version of your dead brother based on the stories you were told about what happens to people who consume the apples

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hear me out. fic where killer keeps trying to complete as many tropes as he possibly can with nightmare but literally none of it goes right

somehow managing to get nightmare to agree to stay at a hotel for a night and he sneakily books just one bed except the hotel fucks up and gives him two

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i think killer would just replace all the meat in the house with vegan style meat whenever horror pisses him off

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""I asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" I asked nightmare and he told me to kill myself"

– killer's twt page circa 2025

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when they'd die without each other 🤤🤤🤤

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no bc actually killer on tiktok is such an interesting thing to me he would do all those stupid fucking trends with a stupid grin on his face and then before posting each one he'd go up to nightmare and force him to watch them and approve them

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killer would exclusively ragebait nightmare. he'd be on tiktok not making videos abt how bad nightmare treats him but instead how good he treats him

"yeah my boss makes me and my teammates breakfast every morning and he makes sure we all feel mentally sound enough to fight dream :)" and nightmare is fucking seething bc his reputation is getting fucked from it

bonus points if his actions are just fuelling dream's delusion that his brother is still alive somehow inside of corrupted!nightmare

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hey, don't cry.. batshit insane utmv posts and then like one fic update every 2 years :)

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I think if he engaged with it nightmare would also get it right 100% of the time not because he has any knowledge of the creators or anything but just because he's a fucking freak with too much knowledge on how scenes are shot/designed

ink and killer would both do the Looking Into The Camera troupe except killer would be looking in the completely wrong direction half the time and ink would always get it right

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ink and killer would both do the Looking Into The Camera troupe except killer would be looking in the completely wrong direction half the time and ink would always get it right