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me: *has A Single Emotion*

me: 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

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“Human relationships are strange. I mean, you are with one person a while, eating and sleeping and living with them, loving them, talking to them, going places together, and then it stops”

— Charles Bukowski (via a-merican-psycho)

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So has anyone else seen this behind the scenes pic from when John Mulaney cameod on SNL??

(Also, apparently, he had to rent that costume and that just makes this 150% better).

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the replies on this post are golden

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If you’ve been nervous your entire life, you should ask your doctor about Xanax. Because if you lie to him he will stick his finger in your ass.

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I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas

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Sometimes I cry and cry for no reason at all, and then I don’t feel anything.

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“Men go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire.”

— Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code (via coral)

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imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

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kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

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I want to send good vibes out there to all who’re starting new medicines. It can be a difficult and scary time. I hope your medicine does what it’s supposed to, and the side effects are manageable (if they exist).

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when i catch my cat eating plastic

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what the fuck

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Thanks mom.

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