yfipdragonage

[yfipdragonage]

Your Fave is Problematic: Scout Harding

Has never been to Kirkwall’s Hightown

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YFIP: Bioware

I could’ve yelled at Solas

“I suspect you have questions.” “The real question is *points at his outfit* WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE”

I know Trespasser came out before that meme but godDAMNIT

REALLY????? FITTED METAL ARMOR????!?!?!?!?? BOI??????

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YFIP: Bodahn Feddic

Is not my dad

why can’t he be my adoptive dad

he better be my dad at DA4 or I will throw hands

[yfipdragonage]

YFIP: Dragon Age Inquisition Character Customization

Eyebrows

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Your fave is problematic: Vivienne, Sera, & Dorian

I have never in my life heard as much complaining than when these three are together

I don’t care that it’s cold, or that you don’t like trees, or that its spooky, or your outfit is ugly- WE ARE IN A FOREST, NO ONE IS LOOKING AT YOUR OUTFIT. NO ONE BUT THE DEMONS ARE LOOKING AT YOUR OUTFIT.

SERA, STOP PICKING ON VIVIENNE– VIV, I SWEAR TO THE MAKER, IF I HEAR ONE MORE SMART ASS COMMENT FROM YOU– DORIAN, NO

I TURNING THIS PARTY AROUND! 

[yfipdragonage]

Your Fave is Problematic: Anders, Sebastian, Carver

Big nose, big forehead, big chin

Put them together and maybe they’ll make a proportional human

[yfipdragonage]

Your Fave Is Problematic: Fenris

voice

please, I told myself I would romance Isabela this time around NO EXCEPTIONS

Andraste have mercy on me, I cannot resist

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YFIP: Zevran

Proposed to me but still wasn’t in Awakening

Rude.

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YFIP: Leliana

agreed to a threesome with Zevran literally five seconds ago, but now you’re getting jealous?

show some consistency

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yfip: Hawke default CC

I just want to know why???? the eye color of the default male and female Hawke are different??????

Why is the MHawke’s default eye color is brown while FHawke’s default eye color is blue??????

Why are they different???!?!?!?!?!

Bioware pls explain??!?!?!?

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Your fave is problematic: Solas

ruined eggs for me

I used to eat boiled eggs for breakfast

now I can’t even look at eggs without thinking of him

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

please release me from this hell

I just want to eat eggs in peace

I just want to enjoy eggs again

[yfipdragonage]

Michel de chevin

Lives in a country that is all about appearances

Has a mullet

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Your fave is problematic: Dorian and Iron Bull

One brags about the credit his tongue gets him to Chantry mother

The other hits on with anyone who seems even slightly receptive (stop giving him signals, Blackwall)

Both suddenly forget how to flirt in each others presence please we have been walking the Wastes for THREE HOURS NOW 

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You kind of disappeared, is everything ok?

nah, a lot of personal problems, but ill try to filter through the inbox later and post some subs - sorry for worrying y'all ^^;- mod seb

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your fave is problematic: samson

the fcuk u mean your first name isn’t “general”

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your fave is problematic: leliana

enough with the daggers!!!!! i gave you a bow, use it!!!!

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your fave is problematic: the arishok

turned me into a fucking kebab