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Reminder to all trainers out there that THIS Pokémon

fucking HATES YOUR GUTS

He’s a PROFESSIONAL HATER

If he were a foot or two taller he’d KILL YOU

He has NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES and is NOT afraid to use them at ANY MOMENT

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remember that if your pokémon is afraid of fireworks then you are legally permitted to battle whichever pokémon keeps using Draco Meteor within 300 feet of your house until there are no longer any fireworks

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If you some say some shit like 'poison type specialists DNI' or 'Dark type enjoyers DNI' in your description actually block me right now it's so fucking childish.

This applies for any type

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I know there are plenty of edible pokemon but like. I have the indescribable urge to put Round Boys in my mouth

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COUGHING BOMB

VS

HYDROGEN BABY

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I’m vibing like that Shroodle

Im autisitc and this comes from a place of love for my neurodivergant homies

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i have proof that typhlosion is the best pokemon

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In case you’re wondering— she’s a fairy type focused trainer, and her team’s pretty decent. Cherrim (of course), Hatterene, Togekiss, Alolan Ninetails, Alcremie, and Milotic. Not all fairy types, a decent spread though.

So my sister Rose is trying to train to become our home town’s new gym leader, and apparently during her last battle her cherrim took a pretty big beating and won’t come out of the pokeball for her. So as a favor I’m gonna work with them both, and see if I can help out. Which means extra work on my end but I can’t stand Rose begging any more.

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So my sister Rose is trying to train to become our home town’s new gym leader, and apparently during her last battle her cherrim took a pretty big beating and won’t come out of the pokeball for her. So as a favor I’m gonna work with them both, and see if I can help out. Which means extra work on my end but I can’t stand Rose begging any more.

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//afraid to interact with other Rotomblr blogs because I’m inexperienced and I’m not sure if people would be alright with that

//rb if you’re okay with inexperienced roleplayers/Rotomblr users interacting with your blog

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Vincent is finally graduating!! He’s done such a good job with his training, he’s now going to a specialized trainer who has a bit more expertise on art therapy than I do.

I won’t lie, I’m gonna miss him a ton ;-; he’s been such a cool guy to have around the house, it’s probably gonna feel a lot quieter around here…

But I wish him nothing but the best in the future!

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I log onto spindagram.

I see a post from Iono.

It’s a sandwich made of apples, jalapeños, and klawf stick.

I log off spindagram and open tinkatok.

I see a post from Raihan.

It’s curry made of boiled egg, precooked butter, and pasta.

I log off of tinkatok.

I turn off my phone.

I think that’s enough pokenet for today.

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you there! average individual on rotomblr! how many legendaries have you personally spoken to?

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hey quick question. what the fuck is up with this Ho-Oh card

why does the body look like a bad CGI effect. why are the eyes, head feathers, and beak normal when nothing else is. why the hyper-realistic feet

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Is it weird that I refuse to get a Rotom-phone? Like no, I am not putting a pokemon known for fucking with technology in my technology!! I just want to be able to watch skitty videos without my phone opening 90 other apps!!