yessica--haircut
Yessica Haircut, definitely not Count Olaf 🇺🇦🇺🇸
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yessica--haircut · 1 year ago
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you traumatize ur kids i traumatize my OCs we are not the same.
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yessica--haircut · 1 year ago
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Added Generation Alpha because maybe there are some 13 year olds on this site and added Silent Generation because maybe there are some 80 year olds on here too
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yessica--haircut · 1 year ago
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There's a horse loose in a hospital.
I was performing an open heart surgery. I couldn’t tell if my nurse was a horse or just a human that neighed and whinnied. It would go like, “Forceps.” *neigh* “Scalpel.” *neigh* “Probe.” *neigh*.
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yessica--haircut · 1 year ago
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yessica--haircut · 1 year ago
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(c) @ shat.art88
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yessica--haircut · 1 year ago
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Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.
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yessica--haircut · 1 year ago
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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
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yessica--haircut · 1 year ago
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Only day you can rb this
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yessica--haircut · 2 years ago
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Why Ariel gave up her voice
Ariel never gave up a voice for a man she has just met and hadn't talked to.
Ariel gave up her voice because she didn't value it. And she didn't value it because people around her didn't value it. They praised it when she used it for show, for singing for an audience that wanted to hear the sound but never listened to her words.
She felt unheard her entire life, misunderstood, alone, isolated. Sure, she has friends, like Flounder, Sebastian and more in the animated series, like Gabriella, her sisters, Urkin, etc. They all loved her but didn't understand her. Looked at her funny when she opened up about her love for the human world. Was even berated by some, like Sebastian and her father. She never felt heard. So, yeah, for everyone else, even the audience, is like: this girl is so stupid, she gave up her beautiful voice for legs.
Because with legs, she can stand, as she always wanted. And she never needed her voice to make Eric fall for her, or the castle's staff, with her personality, always overshadowed by her voice, she won everyone's hearts. With her blubby, spontaneous, happy, curious personality, she made the prince fall for her, made him forget that 'beautiful voice' he fell for (until Ursula put a spell on him, that is). Ariel felt heard for the first time, without a voice.
She didn't give up her voice for a man, but because she was so tired of not being heard, that she never saw the value of her voice, because nobody showed it to her beyond shallow reasons. She learnt, along with everyone else, how important her voice AND words are.
That's why I always felt related to her. I was always heard when it was convenient, if I expressed an opinion the adults around didn't like, I was shut down, belittled and patronized.
Your voice MATTER, will always MATTER. It doesn't matter how way you communicate. Look at Gabriella, in the animated series, she was mute but she still communicated and was heard by her octopus friend.
Please, NEVER let anyone make you believe your WORDS hold no value. Not even yourself.
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yessica--haircut · 2 years ago
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Using tumblr is like living in a low class apartment building. You just get used to the landlord not fixing things, and then someone new moves in and you’re helpfully like “oh yeah don’t drink the tap water, it’s got stuff in it that makes you sick” and then your neighbor you’ve had forever goes “oh they took the stuff out actually” and you’re like “what? when was this?”
“like two years ago”
“you mean i could’ve been drinking the tap water all this time?”
“yeah. they gave us individual mailboxes too finally, you don’t have to dig through the communal bin anymore”
“are you for real right now?? i just redirected my mail, i didnt know”
and the new tennant is like “why did you guys even live here if it was so bad”
“we like it.”
“I kinda miss the communal mail bin tho”
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yessica--haircut · 2 years ago
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one more episode to go
⚠️important⚠️
since this is being posted on my blog i’m aware the results are gonna be skewed towards tedependent so anyone with a tedbecca blog please RB for more accurate results. i mean anyone reblogging would be appreciated and probably lead to more accurate results but i’m trying to even out the bias here
(please be civil this is not a competition or a “which one’s better”)
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yessica--haircut · 2 years ago
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You can only reblog this today.
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yessica--haircut · 2 years ago
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girls
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yessica--haircut · 2 years ago
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It should have taken place in Poland at least
One thing that rubs me so wrong is that Ukraine won last year and UK has "graciously" agreed to host the event, since it cannot happen in Ukraine for obvious reasons, but rather than celebrating Ukraine and their culture and heritage (because Eurovision wants to be impartial), they shove UK heritage down our throats instead. Like... didn't we get enough of that this week with your silly monarchy thing. Give us a break. Celebrate Eastern Europe!
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yessica--haircut · 2 years ago
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Put their special item in the tags!!
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yessica--haircut · 2 years ago
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Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals
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