Kyle. 26. Stand up comic and failed singer/songwriter. Living in Las Vegas. I have too much time on my hands. I generally post things that I find funny, interesting, and thought-provoking. Tell your folks I said, "Hi."
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People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: ‘be realistic.’
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People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
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The Room is you and me and everyone in America.
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Ryan Gosling’s reactions when girls scream at him
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my hobbies include finding bruises on myself after a night of drinking & netflix
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the winston twitter account is the greatest thing to happen to this fandom
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