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hangin' with my posse

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ay wait, can cows talk? i know that little dude with the fess man could talk to them. is talkin' to cows infectious?

ay homegirls said her name's moocifer, is that, like, jennifer but cow themed or somethin? sick

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ay homegirls said her name's moocifer, is that, like, jennifer but cow themed or somethin? sick

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she does also make these hella heinous raspy whisperin' sounds but, like, relatable

man this new cow is a majorly strange gal. not sure how she came outta that greggs

Kat said she doesn't think its a cow. she moos though, thats a, uh, cow behavior right?

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aw dude i'd have loved to try it but homegirl unhinged her jaw and devored it. i... don't think you're gettin' your bowl back, sorry man.

tally hall sounds pretty rad though, i should check em out sometime.

you should try dressin' up sometime, let ya inner self out! give it a shot!

Hello there sir! My name is Kurt Tess, and I’m a prosecutor. I’m new around here so I’m trying to meet everyone I can!

Here, have a salad I made.

*gives a bowl of frog eye salad*

My amazing and perfect wife told me I should come talk to you, as I have a deep love and passion for music too.

I look forward to getting to know you!

- @kurt-tessy

oh hey my dude! its cool to make your acquaintance! you got a passion for rock?

this is a uh salad right? don't cows like salad they're, like, vegetarians or something homegirl's been getting rowdy and it may be startin' to make me nervous

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Hello there sir! My name is Kurt Tess, and I’m a prosecutor. I’m new around here so I’m trying to meet everyone I can!

Here, have a salad I made.

*gives a bowl of frog eye salad*

My amazing and perfect wife told me I should come talk to you, as I have a deep love and passion for music too.

I look forward to getting to know you!

- @kurt-tessy

oh hey my dude! its cool to make your acquaintance! you got a passion for rock?

this is a uh salad right? don't cows like salad they're, like, vegetarians or something homegirl's been getting rowdy and it may be startin' to make me nervous

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man this new cow is a majorly strange gal. not sure how she came outta that greggs

Kat said she doesn't think its a cow. she moos though, thats a, uh, cow behavior right?

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stellar!!

do you ever greggs

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i miss her... (sparkling raspberry lemonade)

do you ever greggs

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been thinkin about those spirals man

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yo congrats prime minister man! if you need an entertainer at the celebration, me and Kat finally got the groove of mary had a little lamb on our new guitar

Omg bill when is the baby gender reveal party

THERE IS NO PARTY! THERE IS NO BABY! WHO’S SPREADING THESE RUMORS?

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must've been fire cause the mic's smokin now!

Where am I? It appears I've been derailed from my tracks....

oh dear.

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let's hear it fellow train dude! free the rock or, like, whatever you got within!

Where am I? It appears I've been derailed from my tracks....

oh dear.

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yo you got any classics from unova? i'm always up for hearin' new jams *passes over the mic

Where am I? It appears I've been derailed from my tracks....

oh dear.

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man, singin' comes from the soul. everyone's got some power of rock in 'em! you just gotta rev your engine and, like, let it out. give it a shot!

Where am I? It appears I've been derailed from my tracks....

oh dear.

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YEOW! Dude your voice is killer! you ever think bout singin'? i got a mic you could try. don't mind the homegirls (cows) they don't bite... a whole lot

Where am I? It appears I've been derailed from my tracks....

oh dear.

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welcome to england, my fellow train dude. derailments are, like, on the rise lately (i totally didn't cause that one too right?) haven't heard of any dig called unova, but good luck on returnin' to your station

Where am I? It appears I've been derailed from my tracks....

oh dear.