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never forget that your weight is not a reflection of your worth

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on rejection

it doesn’t hurt; just a 7 on the pain scale

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the only thing i’m flirting with is death

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no one else is wearing cargo pants so i look like a girl who just wears cargo pants for fun

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if you can eat candy you can finish the spaghetti

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we know you can talk; why do you have to prove it every day?

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i need some therapy after that

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you can slap me clean across the face if both of their names aren’t roger

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i found the love of my life and it was my waiter who kept refilling my bottomless mimosas

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you brought home a 3

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- i haven’t seen you in a while

-that’s ‘cause i’ve been hanging out with your sister

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Embroidery Art / DIY Online Tutorials

Yuliya Ku on Etsy

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he dad, can you open this without drinking it?

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they’ve changed EVERYTHING in the last ten years

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dang, i left my hot water next to the treadmill

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one day i called the weatherman and said “what’s going on?” he said, “unfortunately ma’am...”

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Finding homoerotic subtext in literature is so easy when you are also homoerotic