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Never Been Called Out As Hard As When I Read The Description Of The Extended Zodiac "Aquaga" Aquarius/Derse/Space Combo Like A Goodman Checklist

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Ya know as fucked up as it is im proud to be a southern queer. If you haven’t been through it you just don’t get it and never will. But those that do are the best people you’ll ever meet 🖤

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Hey it's fucking horrifying as it is you can't just disappear off the internet when all this ID stuff starts

Find a way to circumvent it keep using the internet Don't just drop off the face of the earth because such and such

It's intentional. They finally made the correlation that social media is the thing that's letting us know stuff that they don't like us knowing and would just say no that's not real and everyone would just nod their heads mouth agape doesn't work anymore so now they're trying to make us not like the thing that works to make us actually know anything at all. I don't know how, I have no information on how to do it and I'm terrified just as much as anyone else is

I just know for a fact that we cannot let that be the thing that breaks us out of here because it's very much an intentional thing to make people like me that are not capable of personally directly acting in praxis due to disability or lack of people around who are capable of safely conversing about such a thing about would just be left in the fucking water

This is both a call to action to not just disappear and also to find some way to circumvent it because like at the very least for the next 5 years before the empire collapses hopefully we still need to be able to interact with each other and know what's going on

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Save me Nepeta I need to find the squeeze a snack

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I'm tweaking I know for a fucking fact this is real and that I had it in a time frame that is reasonable but it's saying that it's a discontinued snack food from the '70s

EITHER I'M ABOUT TO ENCOUNTER A FUCKING UUUUUUHH

Or

Because what the ever loving fuck do you mean that it doesn't exist and there's only been one version of anything close to it from the fucking '70s and the '70s alone?

I call at the very least practically, horseshit and from conspiratorially, holy shit cuz what? What?? What??? What What huh?

This shit is real I had it I have had it as a child It existed So what the fuck is this thing squeeze a snack is not this thing but it is but there's nothing that I can find anything remotely close to it...

I'm tweaking

I feel like desperately need to just make sure I didn't fall into an alternate reality real quick

What the ever-loving fuck is that type of cheese called that comes in those sausage packets that has those metal divots that hold it together on each side????

It comes in a package that's identical to how certain sausage stuff is packaged And it's literally just soft cheese and it's bright bright like fake cheese yellow-orange

I for the fucking life of me cannot get the egregiously bad built-in Google on my phone to understand that I'm not talking about a sausage with cheese in it And I've held this thing with my own two fucking hands so I know it's real

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I feel like desperately need to just make sure I didn't fall into an alternate reality real quick

What the ever-loving fuck is that type of cheese called that comes in those sausage packets that has those metal divots that hold it together on each side????

It comes in a package that's identical to how certain sausage stuff is packaged And it's literally just soft cheese and it's bright bright like fake cheese yellow-orange

I for the fucking life of me cannot get the egregiously bad built-in Google on my phone to understand that I'm not talking about a sausage with cheese in it And I've held this thing with my own two fucking hands so I know it's real

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We used to dunk on people asking random users on here questions they could’ve googled but now that every single google search gives you an AI generated response it’s actually better for the environment to just ask a random tumblr user and see what they have to say.

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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

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Good luck to trans men/mascs now the transandrophobia discourse hit TikTok and reddit

You’re not a transmisogynist for talking about your own unique experiences

You have a right to talk about how you don’t get cis male privileges

Masculinity doesn’t make you evil or oppressive

Don’t let shitty queer discourse keep you from discussing your lived experiences

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No cuz ain't no way that I just put on deodorant before I went to the doctor's appointment and my body literally did the equivalent of looking at me side-eye style like

"bitch how dare you try to make you not be completely fucking drenched in a cold room?"

And then on ironically actually physically started producing more sweat to counteract the antiperspirant Like it's not even warm out and my shirt fucking went from normal to just actually sopping sides

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When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

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Proposing the "help underprivileged kids get able to have education and food without any sort of financial incentive act"

Or the "super awesome funtime act"

What's it about?

Killing puppies and filling all national park water supplies with uranium (The guy who proposed it saw a movie 3 years ago (He saw it 40) about animals getting all big and scary "when uranium" Which is their entire reasoning behind it

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pretending like the lived experiences of the most marginalized trans people (being jailed, police brutality, homelessness) are just “fearmongering” made to “scare” the most privileged of us out of making choices, instead of treating these people like the real, actual, existing victims of state violence that they are, makes you a stupid weenie and I hate you

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Let's put the pieces together here

In the idea that bud man strong is the one who did this, he either accidentally activates it after seeing the sex tape entirely unrelated to anything and no one else knew, in that it was somewhere away from the actual hanger in that he wasn't there but was in a place where he could seemingly unintentionally both stumble upon this and also open the hanger within a small range of motion

Then we have the idea of vendetta being the one to do it but it can't be because wouldn't he be horrifically fucked up by now? He's still a cyborg, not a full-blown human or robot. He still has bioparts at least meaning, if he were actually jettisoned into space as we are to assume would have happened in that theory we would see the physical damage on the flesh parts of its body which we don't

Then we have the Jonas theory which I think is the most likely theory, but I actually have come up with another one which seems infinitely more batshit in how it's way more complex but makes sense given the horseshit that this show puts together

So the Jonas theory being that he fails to stop vendetta and then he shows the crew the blackmail or whatever or wait no vendetta goes to show all the bad things Jonas has done and he just immediately kills everyone assuming that he wouldn't have died from that choice in which he immediately fucking does

And now this fucking theory

Vendetta was never on gargantua One. It was the shape-shifter, the sovereign. How else could there be no physical damage? How else could vendetta have gotten back to Earth in the first place even Red Death doesn't mention a damn thing about him, almost like after the bay doors opened he didn't get sucked out into space but just vanished.

Cuz with everything else that happened I feel as though outside of it being an intentional consequence of an action taken the sovereign would not reasonably take claim for an attack on the OSI and Jonas venture conjointly unless it was intentional to a fucking T

There's a reason that vendetta is the one that fully puts together that idea. It's cuz it's not him. On ironically think about this given the characterization of the sovereign even, the entirety of their character is epitomized by a phrase they even say themselves

"I became the sovereign one day because I just decided that I needed to be anyone else than me"

Sure that was the reasoning behind why they looked like David Bowie for most of the series but still. Objectively. We know that this character has a deep deep sense of like either dysmorphia or steaming just self hatred to where if not at the very least to put forward of shitty plan that gets everyone killed in a way that doesn't look suspicious because everything's red tape and bureaucracy and someone would look into it if it happened in any other way? Make it seem like it was some botched thing co-opted into something intentionally directly being able to use that for the sake of getting that power in pretending there these bad guys having people think that they're actually these bad guys working with them making them powerful and making them as powerful as people thought they were then branching off those bits into very back like backlog no paper trail shit into the OSI into the guild of the calamitous intent even the fucking peril partners or at least it would have been the case had we not learned what we learned in the movie

But like it tracks. Just this batshit from step one intentional plan to attack this place through the guys of a personal matter between two people One of which who wasn't even fucking there and at that point we know someone capable of doing every single step of this including the looking like anyone, getting a hold of information that no one should know unless it was magically obtained, and disappearing without any trace whatsoever

Again Red Death didn't save and data It's not that he mentions that he didn't see him but it's the fact that he doesn't mention him. Even all the other guys he mentioned something or at least references them but vendetta just disappeared after the the bay door is opened because he was never there

So effectively my theory to TLDR it is that none of the suspects are actually the one that did it

Sovereign pretended to be vendetta, possibly just doing so that day and taking an advantage of that situation, and puts together the plan to go attack this place to just basically bolster the idea that there's someone fighting against the super scientists and heroes and whatnot as like a definitive militant group something that he did after intentionally fucking up everything up on gargantua One making it seem like and also making it easier to explain given every other reasoning makes it Jonas venture look like absolutely the one at fault the OSI joining the war against Sphinx all of it is just something that was put together because no one wanted to admit the shit asshole that is Jonas venture was that and I think that epitomizes it.

That was not TLDR BUT STILL

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NSFW and smut deserve to exist no matter what, especially weird furry stuff.

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Don't know if anyone said anything about this but I just had to realization

In the contexts that a kid would usually place people that they recognize in parts of a story that they are partially capable of understanding when fairly young enough to not fully comprehend it

Undertale is deltarune's mythology

Like I mean obviously but like in terms of the facts that it's the same characters despite not being the same people to those characters is because the mythology was being told to us The game literally starts with a storybook opening...

Of course the kid that this story is being told to would imagine the local cop as some heroine of justice cuz they watch her fucking suplex cars and shit, or the evil king as there somewhat neglectful father who might already have been divorced to the wife by then..

I mean like even a creepy story the kid heard being just in there, as like some spooky factors, like local town legend stuff kind of just warming its way in subconsciously cuz they're afraid of it

The story not really having roles that would make sense for people to be slotted into hence why we don't see them in it? Like you see where the idea is going right? The whole concept being that it's fully just a kid's interpretation of that mythological book story about someone falling into Mount Ebott and that being the catalyst for human and monster kind to finally reconnect