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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

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me w maths rn

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I am on android haha, there is no disco ball thingy here 💀

hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

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guys how do you do this water filter?

hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

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by Comicname

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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"So I know you sent me to kill the leader of the demons…but there have been some complications" The hero said, trying to hide the ring on their finger.

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My favorite type of scam is where someone makes an account impersonating a famous person on social media, and then just goes into DMs and asks for money while also saying a "catchphrase" in a weird attempt to make themselves look legit

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One day, your girlfriend approaches you, troubled. "There's something I have to tell you… There is no 'I.' This unit belongs to a hive-mind drifting among the far stars, and-" You silence the drone with a kiss. "You think I didn't know? I fell in love with YOU, the hive-mind itself."

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You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

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