trauma bonded with this fucking hellsite, asks always open, 18+ but we are working on a trust basis (im not monitoring all of yall), wexican, pronouns r she/her but honestly im okay with whatever makes a joke stick
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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
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no one is there for you like the music you listened to at your lowest point in high school
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we must promote fat sluttiness to rub it in the faces of the assholes who told us it was shameful
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nobody will ever understand how fucking funny i find the in universe posts for miraculous
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"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.
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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
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The author's poorly disguised fetish
The author's proudly displayed fetish
The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
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Thank you for supporting me until this moment, but I still need more support and donations so that I can save my child from death and danger.
Danger is very close to us. Winter is approaching and the rain has begun to fall and the weather has become very cold.
My daughter and I are suffering from a bad tent that leaks water on us inside 💔
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im so fucking stressed abt this election i just broke down crying saying ‘i just wanna watch black butler’ and it took me a good 5 minutes to stop blubbering i hate it here
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