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Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

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Explain why in the tags

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how do we feel about this twist on an old adage: AHEM "the show must go wrong, and the show must go on"

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are you aware that ARCEUS is on tumblr rn??? like GOD on tumblr????? GODD??????

tumblr users will believe ANYTHING. ANYTHING. you sound like an evangelical

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it's important to be able to start a petty dispute with the people you love at any moment. my wife is from an italian family and all I have to say is "there are too many pasta shapes" and we're off to the races baby

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seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

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its funny to me when a cartoon or something has a vague Evil Organization because a lot of fans will instantly decide that there's a whole workplace comedy happening there. those guys can't just be vaguely standing around acting evil all day they've gotta have like an evil break room or something

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something that really gets to me in queer christianity is like…the difference between “God accepts Gays” and “God is against queerphobia”

so many places i tried that claimed to be “queer” were just focusing on debunking all the verses people use to be homophobic. it’s like, “here’s the same shit as before, but we took out the blatant homophobia.” and that’s all well and good, but Queer Theology goes so far beyond that. it’s looking at jonathan and david from a gay perspective, and naomi and ruth from a lesbian perspective, and the transfiguration from a trans perspective. its raising up queer voices and recognizing that our perspective is not just different, but necessary to create a complete picture. God doesn’t just Not Hate Us. we aren’t just Tolerated. We are valued.

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Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories

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distressing things to say to your friends

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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

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christ

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Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”